. . . Well, between you and me, I would prefer to scrap that too. But I've been told by a certain person that it would "change humanity on a fundamental level" to the point that they "wouldn't be human anymore", so I'm regretfully unable to take that step.

[ sigh! life is hard ]

Frankly, I'm likely already in enough trouble as it is, even with just this much. I'm surprised he hasn't come with you all to tell me off for this.