THE WAR ON YULETIDE

[idolpro]

[ At some point, D.Va will be receiving a text: ]

happy☆day: It has begun, it has begun!

[ And then a pin is dropped on her map, indicating the Escape Room. There are no further texts. ]

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Escape Room Lobby

[idolpro]

[ Welcome to the REAL ESCAPE ROOM lobby! It's not particularly notable, aside from the list of available rooms, but that's not what you're here for, is it?

The door to the basement has a note with printed text on it: ]

PAST THIS DOOR IS NOW HER DOMAIN
THE DANGERS CONTAINED WITHIN CANNOT BE PREDICTED
PREPARE YOURSELVES
AND DO NOT ALLOW HER TO SING
REMEMBER,
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS,
HAPPENS BECAUSE OF YOU.

[ Once everyone is ready, you can head inside. ]

WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[idolpro]

[ Welcome to The Dread Queen of Yuletide's Winter Wonderland. The group finds themselves in a room where the ground is coated in snow - actual snow! It's cold here, and there's not much besides all these oversized toys.

It's eerily silent, and...do the eyes of those nutcrackers follow you through the room?

The only exit is north, through the door or back out to the lobby. ]

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[420blazeit]

I am not a fan of those things... [ she is going to stare at the nutcrackers, because they're legit giving her the mcfucken creeps. ]

[ also,
she's shivering. ]

...oh come the fuck on...

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[bondsofsuffering]

...Good thing he soundproofed our gear.

Re: Escape Room Lobby

[420blazeit]

[ and womp. i forgot to reply here first! but she's going to snatch the note off the door, read it aloud to everybody, and then pocket it. ]

Alright. We need to be careful of the siren's song.

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[justfuckingtryit]

The fuck's with all these toys?

[He has a newly taser-added Dragon Whisker in one hand]

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[420blazeit]

Yeah. We still don't want her to open her mouth though. Could be dangerous.

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[420blazeit]

Christmas presents?

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[irregular]

What the actual fuck is this.

[K does not appreciate this escape room of reject toys.

[What happens if he flips one off.]

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[irregular]

Shoulda expected they'd find a way to fuck up Christmas. They fucked up everything else, right?

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[420blazeit]

Hell.

Do you think she's watching us through th- [ i guess we're about to find out! ]

[failedsafe]

Snoooow!

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[bondsofsuffering]

[He's got a taser pistol from the hotel holstered, if reluctantly.]

Yeah... I'll stay in the back so I don't get in the way, but you guys make sure to call me if you need a heal. I'm pretty agile, so I should be able to make it unless it's really dire.

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[justfuckingtryit]

Is this seriously the kind of thing people give each other for Christmas?

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[irregular]

One way to check, right?

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[justfuckingtryit]

Wasn't a bad call.

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[idolpro]

[ it stares at his finger. it does not move. ]

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[irregular]

Looks like some kinda fucked-up department store or something.

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[irregular]

[Well, K isn't sure what else he expected really but he's still taking it personally.]

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[420blazeit]

[ nods. she's got her heart weapon, her hookshot, the taser colt, and a single flashbang. ]

Alright. Let me know if you need anything too. I'm going to try to, like, tank as much of the damage if it comes to that, since Heart's built to take a beating.

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[420blazeit]

I mean, like, I personally wouldn't give somebody a life sized nightmare fuel... thing, but I'm sure somebody like C might.

[420blazeit]

If it wasn't so FREAKING COLD I could probably enjoy it more, but it's FUCKEN FREEZING in here.

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[justfuckingtryit]

That I can believe.

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[justfuckingtryit]

What kind of department store has wooden giants?

Re: WINTER WONDERLAND - FLOOR 1

[420blazeit]

[ it's probably for the best, k. ]