[In this doujinshi, Scone is swept off his feet by Hardtack, who looks dashing and handsome in a stately turn-of-the-century waistcoat]

[Scone has on a princess gown that wouldn't be out of place on a cheesy romance novel, but he doesn't have it on for long]

[Hardtack carries him to a secluded spot in the woods. Once there, Scone bats his eyelashes a lot, alludes several times to needing to repay Hardtack for some nebulous and unestablished bravery, and then the next 16 pages of shameless porn commence]