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AlcheME! - SUNDAY

[ The bar is unit-colored with light unit paraphernalia, although it's all just for show. Fortunately, comfort isn't part of the unit aesthetic this time—all seats are cushioned, whether the booth seats or the bar stools, comfy and lush. Idols can sit anywhere they like, it seems.

There's alcohol available, but everything else is locked behind the wall-cabinet. . . the recipe book is also available to peruse at one's leisure.

Ah—the door opens, and a fuzzy sort of shade steps in. It looks like idols will be serving the Damned, today. . . ? ]

RECIPE BOOK

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"I was recommended this bar's chai by a friend, but I don't really like bitter drinks . . . Could you make it less bitter for me?"

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"Oh, you're not the usual bartender. Well, get me some tea, please—I've got kids to watch over, so I can't get anything the wife will frown about... you catch my drift?"

"Ugh... my father had way too much to drink! Get me something that will wake him up... oh, and make sure it'll knock him right back into his senses!"

"Listen to this, bartender. . . I was just broken up with today. . . we were going to get married, but they left me for another. . . I'm so depressed. . . could you make me something comforting? Really, I just want to eat a whole tub of ice cream right now. . ."

[ flips through the recipe book ]

Huuhhh.

What is it?

We've got lots of options, but... O, you don't have any secrets, do you?

I don't have secrets...

[is this the face of a LIAR]

Oh, the requests all seem to be non-alcoholic...

And you barely have any memories... well, that's probably okay. We can figure this out anyway.

Monsieur W... I must apologize, there is one truth that I must tell you.

Eh?

Is that unusual?

You see, one time I dropped someone's cup and there is a crack in it. I was not sure whose mug it was, but I did not alert anyone that it had occured.