Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2022-09-24 03:54 pm

Drunk Cards - Saturday session

RULES

  • Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
  • Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
  • If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
  • No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

  • Powers are on, player items are available.
  • Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
  • No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
  • Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

  • Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 3 hours after game start AKA 8 PM PST / 11 PM EST. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
  • 3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
  • 3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
  • You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Table 1

[personal profile] we_meet_again 2022-09-24 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)

Table 2

[personal profile] we_meet_again 2022-09-24 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)

Round 1

[personal profile] cloudretainer 2022-09-25 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
cloudretainer: (w01)

1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] cloudretainer 2022-09-25 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She has a stoneware flask of millet wine that is shaped more like a vase than a cup, which presumably someone brought to the table (floor? playing area) for her since. she has no hands.]

Very well! One shall lead the way!

[She carefully nibbles a card off the top of the deck and flips it over for all to see.]

Take one drink, and draw another card.


...Blast.

[she dips her long beak in the flask and takes a drink.]
cloudretainer: (s07)

Re: 1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] cloudretainer 2022-09-25 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[next card]

Everyone but you drinks. Draw another card.


Aha! One's luck has already begun to turn around!
toyger: (00)

Round 1

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-25 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
cloudretainer: (w01)

Re: 1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] cloudretainer 2022-09-25 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
The person who has taken the fewest drinks must take a drink.





Well.
carrionmywaywardsun: (out robbing banks)

Re: Round 1

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-25 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Aw shit, this game again! That was a good time.

[without even bothering to confirm the turn order or pour himself a drink he's going to start drawing cards]

Misery loves company. Keep this card. You can use this card once to make someone drink with you. Draw another card.


Nice.

[setting that aside and drawing again]

The shortest person must take a drink. If there's a tie, you both drink.


Drink up, Amity.

[there's no doubt in his mind that Amity is the shortest one at the table.]
toyger: (33)

Re: Round 1

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-25 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S RIGHT BUT AMITY CAN STILL BE MAD ABOUT IT!]

UGH. Right out the gate??? Somehow it has to be your fault.

[But fine. He'll drink. He's 5' nothing, he stands no chance.]
heavyliesthecrown: (That was a lot)

Re: 1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2022-09-25 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Drinking games.

[ He grimaces, reaching for something sweet after sniffing it. Presumably, this one is fine? ]

I suppose even if I slipped, the dead cannot get drunk.

[ Drinks...

Though after a moment, he looks confused. ]


Everyone is currently tied right now, isn't that correct? And so no one must drink? Or everyone?
Edited 2022-09-25 00:15 (UTC)
paradiseunboxed: (gravekeeping reaper /)

Re: 1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] paradiseunboxed 2022-09-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
...Everyone except for the talking bird, I think.

...Since the rest of us are all tied at having taken no drinks yet.
assblasted: (pic#15681507)

[personal profile] assblasted 2022-09-25 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[is that a fucking bird]


[sips his drink]
cloudretainer: (41)

Re: 1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] cloudretainer 2022-09-25 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm.

It does not say "-unless there is a tie." So one supposes it must apply to us all, no?
carrionmywaywardsun: (but I won't)

Re: Round 1

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-25 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwww, c'mon. 'S not my fault the cards have it out for you.
cloudretainer: (44)

[personal profile] cloudretainer 2022-09-25 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[is that the guy who ate the flag?]

[sips her drink]
Edited 2022-09-25 00:21 (UTC)
toyger: (18)

Re: Round 1

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-25 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Whoever purchased something the most recently must take a drink.


[Well, he looks around.]

Okay, one of you has to have bought something in the last four days, right? [SWEATS. He did buy a memory on day 497...]
heavyliesthecrown: (A lot on the mind)

Re: 1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2022-09-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
She had to a moment ago, on her second card though. So I am a little confused.
branchedout: (Of course.  But it won't matter.)

Drink Tally: 1

[personal profile] branchedout 2022-09-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's not even m'turn an' I already have t'drink? This hardly seems fair.
Edited 2022-09-25 00:21 (UTC)
toyger: (t012)

Re: Round 1

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
It is explicitly your fault!!!

[It probably is just chance but he would rather blame Valor]
paradiseunboxed: (:?)

Re: 1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] paradiseunboxed 2022-09-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
...I missed the second card. I'll take a drink now.

[sips his hot chocolate]

...Anyway, since everyone's had exactly one drink, I think that means we're all tied for the least number of drinks, which is also the most number of drinks, so...

...We should all take a drink.
stoneandstave: (120)

Re: Round 1

[personal profile] stoneandstave 2022-09-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I bought my unit abilities three days ago, so you're in luck.
heavyliesthecrown: (Maybe I'm doing it wrong...)

Re: 1/? i will reply to myself

[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown 2022-09-25 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well... I suppose in the end that still means none of us are either winning or losing. So our drinking doesn't make a matter toward that score one way or the other.

[ Sighs and... takes another drink. ]
worthathousand: (❦ I know he'd release it)

drink tally: 1

[personal profile] worthathousand 2022-09-25 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's observing Cloud Retainer with her head at a slight tilt, clearly intrigued but far from shocked. ]

That was certainly a... rapid series of cards to start us off. I suppose at least now you've got the rest of beginning to catch up to you.

[ With that, she gives her sake cup a little lift in acknowledgment before downing it. ]
stoneandstave: (074)

Re: Round 1

[personal profile] stoneandstave 2022-09-25 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
You think he's trying to get you drunk?

[ Does not even attempt to keep a straight face ]
deadlynadder: fanart (zast024)

Re: Round 1

[personal profile] deadlynadder 2022-09-25 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
...

That would require being here longer than a day.

[ so safe, actually! ]

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