Griffin is sent an IMAGE SUPERIDOL WAR!! bootleg action figure... dressed in power armor with a fabric cape. The box proudly declares that it comes WITH PIIKO - and indeed the figure does come with the cutest plastic griffin you ever did see. The box also promises REAL GRAPPLING ACTION, and a series of crude drawings reveal that a plastic hook on a length of string can be fired from his extended arm. Will the 'not recommended for children under 3 years' sticker prevent someone maiming themselves with this thing?? Only the product recall knows for sure.
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