idolpro | FLOWER CITY

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a normal, quaint forested cottage.

You're wearing a regular version of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly leveled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you? Well, except the bomb that blew up in some of your faces after you ran off to %CONTINENT NAME%.

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

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[that is not going to work]

Be more personal, pretend to be other people they might know. And, yeah, add emoji.

Oh, I was thinking it maybe matched what was already up. . . I'm still pretty new, so I need to meet more people still. Okay, emoji, got it.

Silver-kun is popular too, if you want to try being him.

[goes hollow but talking as if he's reciting, deadpan]

Hey, not doing well, but hopin' people recognize this. Try to save our skin? Got maid promises in your future. Or something.