FORESIGHT=DEAD END

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in prison.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your team uniform and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you? Well, some of you just died of alcohol poisoning, actually.

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[irregular]

... who the fuck are all these people?

[Is Hurricane in here? D.Va? fuck.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

Fuck if I know.

Re: DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

...can't tell if any of these are your boys, sorry Hardcore.

As for votes, I'll defer to the rest of you.

Re: DISCUSSION

[irregular]

Maybe the cat cafe one is Duality?

Re: DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

Maybbeeee but is fin artsy enough for it?

Re: DISCUSSION

[kingofexplodokills]

... they're not my boys ...

I can't fucking tell either.

Re: DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

I'm sorry your heroic associates.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

... capslock SHE'S SO GOOD! sounds like D.Va to me.

If it was Angel, there'd be at least one sheep.

Re: DISCUSSION

[irregular]

You think?

The vampire one... could be Kaguya.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

Or the Zrael girl.

Re: DISCUSSION

[goodtoolboy]

I hate games like this... why does it have t'be a guessing game?

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

Cause they're fucking sadists.

Re: DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

I don't see Silver or Gold up if that helps.

Re: DISCUSSION

[mind_blown]

Downvote 'em all.

Re: DISCUSSION

[searingedgelord]

That would be easier than playing guessing games.

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

At least it'd be even, across the board. We wouldn't be giving anyone an unfair disadvantage.

Re: DISCUSSION

[afailedmurder]

It seems that a few of us would prefer to avoid the stray cat, but other than that I take no issues with this strategy.

Re: DISCUSSION

[afailedmurder]

I'd say there's no point in guessing because if they had any sense, they'll be lying...

But if anyone had any sense, they wouldn't have put so many people up in the first place. And here we are.

Re: DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

...are you going up this time to make us even with Bad End?

Shall we start writing for you?

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

This is fucking bullshit. It's impossible to tell who anyone is.

Re: DISCUSSION

[inspiteful]

[ Squinting at some of these ads like, what. ]

...Stray cat sounds like Mars but...

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

... it does, doesn't it.

Re: DISCUSSION

[afailedmurder]

You think so? He's a stray cat for sure, but he's definitely more cuddler than eye-scratcher...

Re: DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

Wanna do some prewriting for next round?

We need one for K.