idolpro | NEVER HAVE I EVER - SATURDAY @ NOON PST/3PM EST

[ You've been ushered to tables that have your idol name on them, as well as a shot glass for each of you and pitchers of drinks: beer, wine, sparkling cider, punch, milk, and of course, water. They don't seem to empty no matter how much you pour out into your glass, although do keep in mind: this is a game, so maybe drinking with abandon wouldn't be a greatest idea. At your tables are all cards with the rules on them: ]

RULES:
Every round, declare what you have never done before!
If you've done what someone else says they've never done before, you drink.
If you declare something you've never done before and no one else has done it, you drink!
If you lie in your declaration you'll lose your voice until you drink ♥ Same thing goes if you refuse to drink for something you're supposed to drink to!
You can, however, drink for something you were not supposed to drink to. If you want! For whatever reason!
Things you don't remember yet or otherwise don't have the knowledge of don't count!
Once you have 10 drinks, you're out!
You can walk away if you don't want to, but you won't be able to come back. You're forfeiting!
Drink water if you feel like you're getting too drunk! You can drink as much water as you want!

HOW TO WIN:
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks
3 winners are individuals who have made the most number of people drink
If two winners are from the same unit, the better number is selected between the two of them and then the fourth in line is made winner
If you're at multiple tables, your score will be averaged out between all tables

[ Regardless of your sobriety, you'll find that drinking water helps clear your head and makes you less drunk. However, regardless of how much water you've had, once you hit 10 non-water drinks, you'll fall asleep, or otherwise be too drowsy to have any more drinks—even if you're still awake past the round, you won't be able to hold the glass properly or pour your drink properly. I guess you could just make someone else feed you drink if you really wanted. ]

OOC NOTES:
Sexy/minor injuries are allowed, but if a bigger injury occurs, it will be instantly healed, and death (how, why) is instantly revived on the spot. Ask people at the table before you do the big wild shit to make sure everyone's okay with it.
Forcing someone to drink counts towards the 10 drinks. Ask the player OOC before you do this!
Likewise, drinking straight from the pitcher/etc counts towards the 10 drinks. Assume that drinking straight from the pitcher is the equivalent to 2-3 shots, unless your character is guzzling it, in which case feel free to assume they just got their 10 and then died (metaphorically).
Drinking multiple times for one person's declaration counts, toward both their score and yours.
TABLE ASSIGNMENTS ARE HERE - IF YOU WANT A NEW TABLE + NEW PEOPLE JUST POST ONE WITH WOTANON WITH THE SAME LAYOUT AS THE REST OF THE TABLES
SUBMIT YOUR SCORES HERE BY THE END OF YOUR SESSION OR PERISH

POWERS ARE ON:
BARiTONES changing water to alcohol does not count for the 10 drinks.
Likewise, BARiTONES changing alcohol into water still counts for the 10 drinks.
BARiTONES and sensitIVs will still find themselves falling asleep/feeling drowsy, regardless of their BAC or their ability to not sleep.
Forcing someone to drink via something like Double Take requires re-pouring drink into their glass first before you can make them drink again.
Embiggening/ensmallening alcohol does not heighten or reduce its effects.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Never have I everrrr learned how to speak English.

As in takin' classes or as in actually bein' able to communicate...?

As in classes or learning from your parents or whatever.

Literally every school's got English class. So's I don't think you should count it if you can't say nothin' but "this is a pen".

[this last in the absolute worst accented (and vaguely slurred) English ever]