idolpro | NEVER HAVE I EVER - SATURDAY @ 4PM PST/7PM EST

[ You've been ushered to tables that have your idol name on them, as well as a shot glass for each of you and pitchers of drinks: beer, wine, sparkling cider, punch, milk, and of course, water. They don't seem to empty no matter how much you pour out into your glass, although do keep in mind: this is a game, so maybe drinking with abandon wouldn't be a greatest idea. At your tables are all cards with the rules on them: ]

RULES:
Every round, declare what you have never done before!
If you've done what someone else says they've never done before, you drink.
If you declare something you've never done before and no one else has done it, you drink!
If you lie in your declaration you'll lose your voice until you drink ♥ Same thing goes if you refuse to drink for something you're supposed to drink to!
You can, however, drink for something you were not supposed to drink to. If you want! For whatever reason!
Things you don't remember yet or otherwise don't have the knowledge of don't count!
Once you have 10 drinks, you're out!
You can walk away if you don't want to, but you won't be able to come back. You're forfeiting!
Drink water if you feel like you're getting too drunk! You can drink as much water as you want!

HOW TO WIN:
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks
3 winners are individuals who have made the most number of people drink
If two winners are from the same unit, the better number is selected between the two of them and then the fourth in line is made winner
If you're at multiple tables, your score will be averaged out between all tables

[ Regardless of your sobriety, you'll find that drinking water helps clear your head and makes you less drunk. However, regardless of how much water you've had, once you hit 10 non-water drinks, you'll fall asleep, or otherwise be too drowsy to have any more drinks—even if you're still awake past the round, you won't be able to hold the glass properly or pour your drink properly. I guess you could just make someone else feed you drink if you really wanted. ]

OOC NOTES:
Sexy/minor injuries are allowed, but if a bigger injury occurs, it will be instantly healed, and death (how, why) is instantly revived on the spot. Ask people at the table before you do the big wild shit to make sure everyone's okay with it.
Forcing someone to drink counts towards the 10 drinks. Ask the player OOC before you do this!
Likewise, drinking straight from the pitcher/etc counts towards the 10 drinks. Assume that drinking straight from the pitcher is the equivalent to 2-3 shots, unless your character is guzzling it, in which case feel free to assume they just got their 10 and then died (metaphorically).
Drinking multiple times for one person's declaration counts, toward both their score and yours.
TABLE ASSIGNMENTS ARE HERE - IF YOU WANT A NEW TABLE + NEW PEOPLE JUST POST ONE WITH WOTANON WITH THE SAME LAYOUT AS THE REST OF THE TABLES
SUBMIT YOUR SCORES HERE BY THE END OF YOUR SESSION OR PERISH

POWERS ARE ON:
BARiTONES changing water to alcohol does not count for the 10 drinks.
Likewise, BARiTONES changing alcohol into water still counts for the 10 drinks.
BARiTONES and sensitIVs will still find themselves falling asleep/feeling drowsy, regardless of their BAC or their ability to not sleep.
Forcing someone to drink via something like Double Take requires re-pouring drink into their glass first before you can make them drink again.
Embiggening/ensmallening alcohol does not heighten or reduce its effects.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[think think think--- ah, snaps fingers]

I've never been human.

You're literally human right now! [DRINKS]

I sure don't feel human. And what the hell d'you know?

[gasps]

Do you not have a dick?

[look if you get him to punch you while he's drunk that's your own fault c]

What's that got t'do with anything?!

Poor dickless Scythe...[sniffles]...no wonder you need some cute boys to show you the wonders of humanity. . .and your asshole. . .if you have that.

[throwing a shot glass at his head]

AA? YOU WANNA SEE IT? I'LL SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW.

[shrinks himself so it flies over]

Yeah, why not!

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[doesn't drink, throws her hands in the air (nts still on 8 drinks at this point)]

Edited 2020-06-21 00:14 (UTC)

"Never," huh....

[ He's taking a drink. ]

What, like metaphorically or literally?

[ He's only asking because he's like. Trying to figure out how this works when you kind of are but also kind of aren't. ]

Uhhh... I was thinking literally...?

[ Looks at Scythe and tilts his head like, you look human enough??? But Eclipse also realises he wouldn't know better because how do other worlds work, so shrugs. ]

I guess the answer's, 'yes but also no' but you said never, so...

[ Sighs and takes a drink (9). ]

Yeah, it's confusing sometimes I guess.

Even for you?

Mmm, yeah. I don't really know a lot've the details... and I probably never got any real answers so.

[shrugs]

Prob'ly. I'm pretty sure anyone who's got real answers to questions like that aren't the kind to give them, anyway.

[ Drink #9. ]

Lemme guess... were-animal?

God.

[ Squint. ]

... With a capital or lowercase G because if it's the former I have to go confess my sins in a church somewhere for offering to make God a sex toy.

[only vaguely understands the question]

Don't take it too seriously... I don't even know a lot've the details, but Arahabaki definitely doesn't give a shit about your sins.

I'll go with the latter then!

[Pink's dead already]

[reaches out to pet him]

[drinking]