Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2020-06-20 10:01 pm
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Fanmail the Twenty-Fourth

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

Re: POWERTHIRST

[personal profile] wotanon 2020-07-02 09:05 am (UTC)(link)

Re: POWERTHIRST

[personal profile] wotanon 2020-07-02 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Nero: You shouldn't be using a straw
Vergil: I know, I know. It's bad for the environment
Nero:
Nero: It's just...
Nero: It's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti

Re: POWERTHIRST

[personal profile] wotanon 2020-07-02 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[☆ WELCOME TO THE SPARDA CAFÉ, WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE~ ☆

The cover page of this lengthy, detailed doujinshi features Dante, Vergil, Nero/Griffin, and Raven dressed as... waiters? Butlers? Hosts? BARiTONES? They're in suits, and they all look fancy (to varying degrees). The doujinshi is separated into four parts, each featuring a different member of the Sparda boys working as servers at a café. The stories are all about the trials, tribulations, and wacky hijinks they get up to as they try to work a café job. There are multiple color spreads, one for each Sparda, and an extra one in the back that's NSFW and is just shameless, shameless cheesecake poses of everyone half-dressed so Imeeji can appreciate the beef (and Raven, the token twink).

DANTE'S STORY
Suit: In varying shades of reds and pinks, tie undone and hanging around his neck, with his inner shirt unbuttoned at the top to reveal that saucy white chest hair.
Summary Highlights: Dante spends the majority of his encounters with customers flirting with them and getting extra tips stuffed into his pants. He has a typical "oops I'm so clumsy teehee!" maid moment with an ice cream sundae and ends up getting whipped cream all over his face. There's multiple scenes with Dante wearing an actual maid outfit and several upskirt shots showing his panties. It’s the least safe for work of the entire set, with the exception of the poses in the back. When one of the customers asks Dante to cut their pizza for them, he does so by taking out one of his swords and neatly slicing the pie in half... while also cutting the entire table in half. The omake scene has his manager berating him for destroying yet another table, and taking the payment out of his wages.
Signature Dish: Pizza, of course. With a side of hot sauce!

VERGIL'S STORY
Suit: Blue and black, form-fitting but without almost any skin showing. He never takes his gloves off in any scene.
Summary Highlights: To say that Vergil has difficulty being a good server is an understatement. He intimidates half the customers, is slow, and refuses to fix any problems with the orders. He gives off such an aura of unfriendliness that people are scared to approach him, even the manager. That is, until Dante comes in and makes fun of Vergil for being such a bad waiter, which motivates Vergil to be THE BEST GODDAMN SERVER THIS CAFÉ HAS EVER SEEN out of pure spite. Suddenly, he's attentive, quick, polite, charming, and earning lots of tips. The customers are thoroughly wooed by his manly charm. However, when one of the customers gets a little too friendly with him he flips a table onto their head, and just for good measure stabs them through the chest. It's a remarkably gory scene in the middle of this cutesy doujinshi. The omake scene is his manager calling him to tell him he's fired.
Signature Dish: Just a big piece of steak, seared to a perfect medium rare. Served with a steak knife skewered through the middle and a glass of red wine.

NERO'S STORY
Suit: Navy blue and gold, not unlike his avante uniform, with his sleeves rolled up and his white undershirt untucked.
Summary Highlights: Nero's story is the most wholesome, with him earnestly trying to be a good host to all the customers that come in. He's full of smiles and sheepish apologies when something goes wrong, but everyone is too charmed by him to complain. There's a montage where he has to learn how to decorate the café's signature pastries and accidentally squeezes the pastry cream bag too hard and it goes everywhere. After many (many) tries, he succeeds and looks very proud of himself, face covered in powdered sugar and smears of cream. One segment has him dealing with an uppity and demanding customer, trying to be polite, and then finally losing his temper and punching them in the face so hard they go flying through the glass window display. The omake scene is him sighing while sweeping up the broken glass.
Signature Dish: Spaghetti with marinara sauce--simple but delicious!

RAVEN'S STORY
Suit: Black, with a purple undershirt and vest. He wears black gloves, and spends several scenes tugging them off with his teeth for some reason.
Summary Highlights: Raven spends most of his encounters with customers accidentally seducing them; he leans in very close, touches their faces, and recites poetry at them, prompting multiple nosebleeds and a few people passing out. He also sits down at half the tables he's waiting on instead of standing, which prompts customers to become more enamored with him. Soon, they're the ones serving him, filling the table with offerings of cake and coffee and wine, and they drag a chair over so he can put his feet up. Raven luxuriates in this pampered treatment, until Nero comes in and dumps a pail of water on his head and tells him to get back to work. He spends the next few pages dripping soggily all over the café. The final segment has him decorating a cake similar to Nero's montage, only with melted chocolate instead of cream. He creates a lace pattern that's very ☆Zrael-esque and pretty, but ends up with lots of chocolate smudges on his face. The omake scene is Dante offering to lick the chocolate off of him while he shoves his hand in Dante's face.
Signature Dish: Mussels in garlic sauce over linguini. There's a chibi drawing of a certain catboy playing in the pasta.]

Re: POWERTHIRST

(Anonymous) 2020-07-04 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Come on man, you can definitely outdo Dante on this one. He can flirt and put on a dress, but you have an actual CONNECTION. She's totally swooning over you already, if you put even a little effort into it I bet she'd fall all over herself to jump on your dick. Once you start getting some and lighten up a little I bet you'll be a lot more popular, too.

Re: POWERTHIRST

(Anonymous) 2020-07-04 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's a doujin called "Three's a Crowd" and it follows Dante, D.Va, and Vergil straight after the drinking games. After doing a little flirting and fighting all of them decide to continually try to 1-up each other, because the game was clearly a bunch of bullshit. The stunts they all pull off get increasingly more crazy and dangerous, but despite the back and forth snubbing they all appear to be having a good time. The last few pages time a turn, and it's just Dante and Vergil fucking D.Va while making out with each other. ]