Fanmail the Twenty-Fourth

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[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

Comments

Re: Fox

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Wumpiltinzen National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Wumpiltinzen National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Wumphana region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling WMP $69,666,666. The Wumpiltinzen National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Wumpiltinzen Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Wumpiltinzen citizen to assist the Wumpiltinzen National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Wumpiltinzia, in moving these funds out of Wumpiltinzia. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your Hell account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Wumpiltinzen National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Wumpiltinzen National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or WMP $6.9 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Wumpiltinzen law, you must presently be a depositor of at least WMP $100,000 in a Wumpiltinzen bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Wumpiltinzen.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Wumpil, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Wumpiltinzen National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Wumpiltinzia.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 34-666-6969. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Wumpiltinzen Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Wumpil Tinzia