Fanmail the Twenty-Fifth

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[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]


LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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Taisho Roman Revolution

[idolpro]

Entire Unit

[idolpro]

Kuzuebiko (崩え彦)

[idolpro]

Kuzuebiko (崩え彦)

[(Anonymous)]

[ Non! What fresh horror is this? It's an IMAGE SUPERIDOL WAR!! bootleg action figure, that's what! The hair is a shade too light, the stencils on the atrocious clothing have been most egregiously misplaced, and we dare not speak of the travesties wrought upon your elegant visage! And the accessories...! Is this misshapen plastic wretch supposed to represent an elegant porcelain doll? Has the ten-thumbed ape who sculpted this atrocity ever laid eyes on a sewing machine? Whyfor the cut-out speech bubbles?! There is absolutely no way this is going to live up to your exacting aesthetic standards! ]

Re: Kuzuebiko (崩え彦)

[(Anonymous)]

[Pasties. They are in a tartan plaid.]

Fox

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Re: Fox

[(Anonymous)]

From Prince Wumpil Tinzia
HEIR TO THE KINGDOM OF WUMPILTINZIA
Central Bank of Wumpiltinzen



Attention:

RE: THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER,


My name is Wumpil Tinzia the prince of the Kingdom of Wumpultinzia.

Greetings in the name of the LORD Almighty and Our LORD WUMP TINZ the giver of every good thing. Good day and compliments of the seasons, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.

Your reply has come in a time of great need. I have heard your wishes and understand that they are of utmost importance to you. Thank you for giving me this chance.

As I am a prince, I may be assassinated at any moment. I have placed my WMP dollars into an account that will, upon my death, give you 40% of the total sum, for whatever you wish to do with it, be it spend it all at once or provide for your family. The remaining 60% will go to providing for my children for the rest of their lives.

Please do not despair. The history of Tinzias is fraught with scandal and we thrive off of such things. If this is our last correspondence, I will be glad to have called you my friend. Perhaps my son will call you friend next .

As soon as I receive your reply I shall send you my passport with full contacts of my banking institution to communicate them on the matter. I will like to know your interest and willingness to assist me.

Wump bless you.

Yours faithfully,
Prince Wumpil Tinzia
HEIR TO THE KINGDOM OF WUMPILTINZIA
Central Bank of Wumpiltinzen

Re: Fox

[idolpro]

Entitled: A REALLY scary way to lose your ability to see.

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You really should read this because it's important for everyone to read this. DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU CAN HANDLE BEING REALLY SCARED.

One day, Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet, booking a flight to Maine where her father was ill.

As she pointed and clicked, she started to smell something burning.

She ran around the house, but, failed to find the source. As she sat back down at the computer desk, she noticed that the smoke was actually coming from the computer!

She panicked and started running around her house, packing her children into a briefcase. As she dialed 911 on the cell phone, she swung open the front door and there it was.

An estarnged ostrich was sitting on her front porch drinking wine and smoking a cigar. Startled, it violently pecked at Sarah in both of her eyes until she couldn't see, blinding her for life. Her children started screaming. Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food, so, the fierce beast ate all of the children. Blood was drpping everywhere.

If you don't send this to at least 10 people in the next minute, your computer will begin to smoke and set your house on fire and an ostrich will eat your children and peck out your eyes.

If you send this to 20 people you'll still have your sight, however, the ostrich will eat your children. And possibly any cute pets like kittens or puppies that are living in your house.

If you send this to 30 people, you'll die. Eventually and inevitably.

You have 1 minute.

☆ *･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ✿✼:*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･* ☆

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[wotanon]

[It's just a plush cat. It is very round.]

[(Anonymous)]

[Someone sent her an acrylic keychain. It's double sided and glittery, with an illustration of Nova on one side and Kaguya on the other. Since they both have devil wings and a tail now, it was much easier to match up the silhouettes!]

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[wotanon]

[ A screenshot from a high-quality fangame. ]

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[wotanon]

[ A letter in sepia ink on lavender-scented paper. It reads: ]

“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -

And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard -
And sore must be the storm -
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm -

I’ve heard it in the chillest land -
And on the strangest Sea -
Yet - never - in Extremity,
It asked a crumb - of me.

[ A tiny pin badge slips from between the folds when it is opened. ]

Nothing

[idolpro]

The Boy

[idolpro]

Re: The Boy

[wotanon]

[It's just a plush penguin. It is very round.]

Re: The Boy

[wotanon]

Re: cw: emeto

[(Anonymous)]

Five is sent a slight doujinshi named 'Inconvenient Truths'. It consists of a series of 4-komas, all of which end with Five yeeting something or someone through a shattering window. Things yote in this manner include not only the original book of evidence, but a flipchart, a computer, a tea set, a piano, a collection of anime figurines, the concept of horses, an entirely non-conceptual horse, Shu (who bears his fate with stoically folded arms), Alexander, Asmodeus, and Blue Eyes.

Re: The Boy

[wotanon]

[a 2 inch pinback button]

Re: The Boy

[wotanon]

A poster

Re: The Boy

[idolpro]

A gurl was walkin2 skewl
wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode
b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up
her body.
she was ded.
he whsipered 2 her corpse
"I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......"
(dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)


REGLAOGB IF U CREY
ALWAZ...XXX

REAP WHAT YOU SOW

[idolpro]

POWERTHIRST

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Re: POWERTHIRST

[wotanon]

Did you miss your brother, Dante? Don't worry, here's a nsfw body pillow of him.

THE TRAITOR FORMERLY KNOWN AS DEMON KING MAOU SHISHIOU

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