Scytheland

[idolpro]

[scythe's ideal world goes here]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

[there's SOMEONE under the covers, gosh, maybe they are too busy getting things ~sexy~ to notice him??]

[goodtoolboy]

[...that looks way too round to be Silver, though...

walks over and pokes the covers]

Oi...

[neigh_sayer]

[so look i know i said fae potion

but pretend i said mermaid potion

cuz c throws off the covers dramatically to reveal a half rat half mermaid monstrosity]

Hey loverboy~ ♥

[goodtoolboy]

[OH GOD WHY

yelps and also reflexively kicks him]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[neigh_sayer]

[GOES FLIPPITY FLOP

WORTH IT]

Nee-heehee! Oh come on, you aren't even a little turned on?

[goodtoolboy]

[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING??????]

Y...you're some kind of demon?!

[neigh_sayer]

[rolls around]

Nee-heehee! I'm secretly an incubus! I've been leeching off Silver for a while now.

[goodtoolboy]

Ugh. That's it, I'm taking to you to Silver and HE can decided what t'do with you.

[grabbing him by his rat wrist and just dragging him toward the elevator]

[neigh_sayer]

Silver would fuck me that's what he'd do.

[allows this cuz he has no legs at the moment]

[goodtoolboy]

You're disgusting.

[drags into elevator and hits the button for the offices]

[neigh_sayer]

But I wouldn't lie about my beloved~

[goodtoolboy]

[...god what if he's really been fucking the rat...]

...you'd lie about anything.

[neigh_sayer]

Why would I, a humble rat lie about my dear master? Also I can make myself bigger, you know what else I can make bigger?

[goodtoolboy]

[swings this mermaid rat into the nearest wall]

Stop talking!

[neigh_sayer]

[grows himself a little to soften that whack]

Rude! Just for that, I'm not gonna tell you about all the things Silver likes in bed!

[goodtoolboy]

[relocating]