FUTURE IS NOW

[idolpro]

This room is not real.

That's the first thought that crosses your mind as soon as your consciousness comes back up. You're not even sure if that's your own thought, but the feeling doesn't leave no matter how much time has passed. The room looks nice and cozy, but everything feels wrong. You don't belong here, you're you, aren't you?

Aren't you?

You'll soon notice that there are other things that just isn't right. You can talk, but is your mouth moving? You can see, but are your eyes blinking? You also have ball joints. Nothing hurts, and you're fine, but it's a little weird.

Comments

ROUND 1

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[asonoficeandfire]

[. . .

this looks potentially bad. feels potentially bad]

Re: DISCUSSION

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just looks at his phone.

And straight into business mode.]

Two questions.

One - is there anything we want to sacrifice so the other units can't fuck with it?

Two - state your unit priorities since we haven't had a direct game in a long time.

Re: DISCUSSION

[scarvedforlife]

[ Whispers. ]

But where do the extra bits we take go.

Re: DISCUSSION

[nohalation]

Ah . . .

One of these kind of games . . .

Re: DISCUSSION

[mind_blown]

[well, alright. guess it's gonna be that kind of day. because hey.]

Huh. Back to the war rooms games.

We make a decision yet?

DECISION

[idolpro]

Please list it like this:

1. [TEAM] - ACTION
2. [TEAM] - ACTION
3. [TEAM] - ACTION
4. [TEAM] - ACTION

Or [SACRIFICE - ASPECT] if you choose to sacrifice.

Re: DECISION

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

1. SACRIFICE - SPITE
2. SACRIFICE - MOTIVATION
3. PEP!PEP - SLEEP
4. SENSITIV! - HUNGER

RESULTS

[idolpro]

LOSSES - INTELLIGENCE

You can feel that you've also gained a lot of your SELF. It feels a lot more real now: Sleep, hunger. You are sleepy now. And hungry?? It makes you feel real, but also like. Are these great feelings? Questionable.

THINGS THAT CANNOT BE STOLEN: Spite, motivation

ROUND 2

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: DISCUSSION

[mind_blown]

[well, there is obviously something wrong because he basically forgets what he's thinking about after about 10 seconds.]

... What the hell?

What'd they steal?

Re: DISCUSSION

[scarvedforlife]

[ Leaning heavily and sleepily on Duality. ]

Uuuuugh, let's just get an answer in.

Re: DISCUSSION

[nohalation]

[FACEPLANT]

Re: DISCUSSION

[asonoficeandfire]

[Duality is sitting down and leaning back and zzzzzz]

DECISION

[idolpro]

Please list it like this:

1. [TEAM] - ACTION
2. [TEAM] - ACTION
3. [TEAM] - ACTION
4. [TEAM] - ACTION

Or [SACRIFICE - ASPECT] if you choose to sacrifice.

Re: DECISION

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

(I'm sorry for their everything.)

1. Taisho - Libido
2. ZRAEL - Libido
3. HSS - Libido
4. Bad End=Dead End - What was stolen from them (Intelligence)

RESULTS

[idolpro]

LOSSES - NONE

You can feel that you've also gained a lot of your SELF. It feels a lot more real now: You get your intelligence back and you also gain libido x 3.

I mean.

I don't know what you expect this to be. You're all very horny.

THINGS THAT CANNOT GET STOLEN: SPITE, MOTIVATION

ROUND 3

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

DECISION

[idolpro]

Please list it like this:

1. [TEAM] - ACTION
2. [TEAM] - ACTION
3. [TEAM] - ACTION
4. [TEAM] - ACTION

Or [SACRIFICE - ASPECT] if you choose to sacrifice.

RESULTS

[idolpro]

LOSSES - innovation, heart, HOPE

You can feel that you've also gained a lot of your SELF. It feels a lot more real now: ego, restraint, security

THINGS THAT CANNOT BE STOLEN: SPITE, MOTIVATION, INTELLIGENCE

FINAL ROUND

[idolpro]

Why do you think you are currently the most human of all?

Re: FINAL ROUND

[mind_blown]

[gestures at the nerds behind him trying to figure out how to have a threesome without being in a threesome]

Because we figured out how to get to the pinnacle of Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

We have hunger and sleep. A sense of security that's getting stolen. Somehow while dumb as fuck we stole the horniness of the three horniest units in Tokyo-F for our relationship needs. We're gonna steal the egos of the biggest egomaniacs in Tokyo-F for all our esteem needs, and now they're trying to figure out who gets to kiss and fuck who for self-actualization.

Fin.