ALCHEME

This room is not real.
That's the first thought that crosses your mind as soon as your consciousness comes back up. You're not even sure if that's your own thought, but the feeling doesn't leave no matter how much time has passed. The room looks nice and cozy, but everything feels wrong. You don't belong here, you're you, aren't you?
Aren't you?
You'll soon notice that there are other things that just isn't right. You can talk, but is your mouth moving? You can see, but are your eyes blinking? You also have ball joints. Nothing hurts, and you're fine, but it's a little weird.
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[That'd be messier.]
So... what?
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Br, eathing?
[Even if that's not exactly what was taken, it'll sure get it back.]
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Who... what unit-- don't wanna. Wanna hit the wrong one.
[He coughs.]
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[Obviously he doesn't actually wanna hit anyone with that but like, they gotta hit someone! Might as well be the unit with 1 guy he was feeling like "giving a bath" to recently, if they gotta pick.]
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[He rubs at his throat. Fuck.]
Yeah. Hit 'em.
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Unless-- maybe sensitIV? Figuring. They're - being kind.
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Baritones then.