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This room is not real.

That's the first thought that crosses your mind as soon as your consciousness comes back up. You're not even sure if that's your own thought, but the feeling doesn't leave no matter how much time has passed. The room looks nice and cozy, but everything feels wrong. You don't belong here, you're you, aren't you?

Aren't you?

You'll soon notice that there are other things that just isn't right. You can talk, but is your mouth moving? You can see, but are your eyes blinking? You also have ball joints. Nothing hurts, and you're fine, but it's a little weird.

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You ... okay up there, N?

[ wow wow wow wow ]

[ wow this sucks ]

Yes?

[AbsoLUTELY okay, despite his teammates breaking.]

You, uh. You don't feel like anything's off? Missing?

No. [In a tone that's like "maybe but also it's a pain to try and talk it over".] Which "units" would you like to "target" next?

We need to figure out what happened to you, first.

We already know what has happened to you two, and that is as many things as we can "take back" and "protect". So I do not see why we would have to.

We can take three things and protect one. We can't not help you, N.

[SIGHS.]

Well, you can "figure it out" yourself, because I do not want to bother with it.

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