PPP; S.4, T.3

[idolpro]

The clock strikes twelve and everyone will find themselves inexorably drawn to a seat; the once-empty place marking now bears their name on it. The place settings and food items all vanish in a spray of glitter, and the In the middle of the tables what appears in their stead are--two fancy gold chests, one inlaid with red jewels and the other inlaid with blue jewels (neither of which can be opened yet) as well as what looks to be a game board and, of course, a single dice. The long, billowing curtains draw down around each table and--you'll find yourself unable to leave your table, or see or hear anything beyond it other than the background music which continues to play.


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[protectshisown]

Level myself up?

[unbr8kable]

Obviously smelling like girl would be an upgrade. Ask anybody.

[protectshisown]

They are more likely to take regular bathes...

[Viking hygiene is Terrible in Berk.]

[unbr8kable]

Westerners...

[Hygiene is great in Japan!!!]

You're gonna have to level it up if you're trying to get with modern-day boys, y'know.

[protectshisown]

Vikings.

Hey, I have fully embraced the awesomeness of plumbing and hot water.

[unbr8kable]

And hopefully soap. Since that kinda trumps the rest.

[protectshisown]

There is soap, yes, but the hot water makes it a lot nicer.

[unbr8kable]

You ain't using your soap in the bathtub, are you?

[protectshisown]

.....that's what you're supposed to do?

[unbr8kable]

No? You wash yourself before going in the bath. Otherwise how can you save the water?

[protectshisown]

....I lived on a small island in the middle of the ocean.

And this place never seems to run out of stuff?

[unbr8kable]

[scandalised]

Ocean water isn't bath water. Have you never been to the onsen at least?

[protectshisown]

Well, you do want to boil it because the salt isn't good, but it works if you can't use fresh water.

Onsen?

[unbr8kable]

Bathing in hot springs, one of the pinnacles of Japanese culture. And you can totally go to a commercialized version of one in our very own Odaiba. I can't believe you ain't been!

[protectshisown]

Oh! I've been to hot springs. You know, at volcanoes.

I haven't been to the one here yet.