Fanmail the Fourth - Day 55

[idolpro]

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the elevators themselves, obstructing everyone's paths. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated. ]


sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
Everyone

Comments

To Yasuragi-no-Mikoto

[idolpro]

I think we're all aware that there is still unresolved tension between both avante en garde and Taisho Roman Revolution. It really pains me to see the two units continuing to go at each other like this. Everything that happened in the Last Supper convinced me that whatever deal Shuten brokered with Yasuragi, it's not enough. And anyway, what if something ever happened to him? We'd be right back to square one.

No, you're going to have to settle this the old fashioned way: a political marriage. Of sorts, anyway--more like political bedwarmer.

The way I think it should work is this: Yasuragi should draw up a binding contract with Cardigan agreeing that, should Yasuragi ever escalate a game into senseless death outside of situations where is mind is being controlled by some other entity, he'll become Cardigan's sex slave; should Cardigan ever attempt to do the same, then Cardigan will become Yasuragi's sex slave. I believe that this solution is quite even and fair in that both parties are subject to the same rules and the same consequences. It has the additional benefit of being sufficiently humiliating but also ensuring that no one has to die as a consequence of their actions.

There are other benefits too! The ratings for that hatemance would be top notch, and I believe that it would boost both Yasuragi and Cardigan to the top of peoples' lists for favorite characters. Furthermore, being pragmatic sorts, I think you can both agree that's more pleasant than a whole bunch of people dying needlessly right? Since that's basically what's guaranteed to happen when, not if, Yasuragi fucks up as things stand. And if you thought the body count in the Last Supper was bad, you're going to be really crying when that happens. Finally, I think it's worth considering the fact that you both seem like you're kinky as fuck and good at sex, so I'm pretty sure you'd both enjoy it in the end.

Think it over. Seriously.