idolpro | Fanmail the Thirtieth

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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[a fanart print of Dante and Vergil in their devil forms, wearing Santa hats and eating pizza by a Christmas tree]

Hypothetical art of sexswap Dante

[ this appears to be some kind of romance novel, entitled "The Highlander Prince’s Secret Collegiate Assassin Bodyguard" and featuring Dante on the cover, wearing only a kilt and a smile, with Glory beside him in an elegant teal dress and a fan of knives. ]

“Dante!” I poked my head out from behind the screen to level my gaze at him. “I can’t wear this.”

He stood up from the bed—all 6’4” of his muscular frame, thighs flexing under his kilt. “Let me see, lass.”

I stepped out, trying to prevent a blush from rising to my cheeks—the teal satin of the dress hugged my curves too much, and while under other circumstances I might worry about the attention it’d call to my breasts—“I’m definitely not going to be able to move in this, and where am I supposed to keep all my knives? What if the demons show up?”

For a moment, he stood there, silent, just—raking his eyes from my head to my toes, in a way that made me feel suddenly naked, and then with a flash of movement so fast I could barely register it, drew his sword and deftly split a slit from ankle to hip, not even scratching my skin.

…though, honestly, if he had, I wasn’t sure I would have minded that, either. My heart hammered in my chest, and for a moment, I thought—maybe we should just forget the department benefit dinner.

***

Too-busy college social work major Morning Glory has a problem, and that’s her newest roommate in her too-small apartment.

The problem is that the handsome, older Dante isn’t just any roommate—she rescued him from a bar brawl over a lack of real money and an excess of surprisingly real-looking swords, and the best that she can get out of him is that where he comes from that’s normal, and also that he needs to protect her. She thinks he’s deluded, but in that case he needs her protection, right? And something about him is obnoxiously charming. She can’t help but be drawn to him—but she knows if she gets any closer, her own secrets are in danger of coming out.

Prince Dante of the Sparda Highlands has been flung through time and space by a mysterious ritual, landing in an unfamiliar era and without a cent of the local currency in his pockets, and only his kilt and his sword on his back. He’s thinking he might be just a little bit in trouble when a waifish but headstrong young woman has mercy on him. Her refreshingly straightforward personality generates sparks in him like flint, and he can’t help but feel like her stubborn independence is born of never having anyone to look out for her.

However, when the demons after his family inheritance follow him to the present, both their secrets are suddenly out in the open, and when they’re forced to rely on each other, is there need for any distance between them at all?

This is a Hardtack/Dante doujin, though if it wasn't labeled that way it would be hard to recognize: the author appears to be going with the height rule for topping, and since Dante is shorter he is drawn exaggeratedly small and slender. Dante cries as Hardtack pins him to a wall to have his way with him.

Fanmail the Thirtieth

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