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[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail IC saved and stuffed into their mailbox for when they return! They'll be located in this post for easy findings, but don't worry, the fans' feelings will reach the character somehow ;)

Fanmail given to dropped characters will be sent to everyone in the unit, though still labeled with the dropped character's name. You can find these in the "Every Unit" subheader. ]

LiliS
sensitIV
pep!pep!
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
BARiTONES
Everyone

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[fanart made of fused perler beads, made to look like a pixelated chibi of Five. It has a little keyring hoop on one end. There is another one that looks like Klaus and one of Luther.]

Sparda Mer AU

Vergil - Hammerhead shark with a ribbon on his tail
Dante - Tiger shark who likes to chill in shallow water
Raven - Stingray forced to hide more often than defend himself with his venomous stinger
Nero - Goblin shark who fell in love with a human from the surface
Glory - Killer whale that previously escaped captivity, has scars and a curved dorsal fin

A doujin in which Lily and Levity commiserate about all the people they're attracted to and wanting to be able to do nice things for them, and decide the best way to make progress with the more "difficult" candidates is to team up and seduce them together.

A montage of seduction attempts commences. Their first target is Vergil, who somehow manages to remain completely oblivious despite having both of them half-naked in his lap at one point. Then they turn to Glory, who is certainly tempted by the threesome, but ultimately she thinks it's moving too fast and shuts them down.

In the end the last dozen pages are extremely explicit porn of Lily and Levity talking about how things could have gone with them as they have sex.

It's a keychain

[a heart shaped pillow embroidered with Cypher and dragon!Tea curled around each other]

A lovingly rendered, photorealistic poster of Cypher pinning Tea down against the bloodstained floor of an underground fighting arena, his claws digging into her chest and his teeth just shy of closing around her throat. He looks wild, completely vicious; Tea's expression is one of pure terror.

[Judging by the art style, this is definitely the same artist as the one whose been doing the Royal Pentium and Magician S.]

[However, it seems they are taking a break from their epic story to do something in this AU.]

[But that tastefully eluded to scene of sex is now done in Extremely Graphic Detail, with S playing the eager consort for his Prince. There's some melodramatic thoughts of how this is just what he has to do, how he's surprisingly kind for this, but he has to do what he has to. Doesn't he?]

[But mostly, straight up porn.]

Fanmail the Thirty-First

Taisho Roman Revolution

Entire Unit

The Boy

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POWERTHIRST

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THE TRAITOR FORMERLY KNOWN AS DEMON KING MAOU SHISHIOU

Re: THE TRAITOR FORMERLY KNOWN AS DEMON KING MAOU SHISHIOU

"Be Our Guest" plays in the background

iRobot® Ceiling Roomba® x86+

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Ogre

Violence is Inescapable

Dunkin'

Nothing