idolpro | Fanmail the Thirty-Second

[Everyone on the team gets a box that contains the plushie of a half-full snifter of brandy. It is extremely cute.]

To whom it may concern:

Invite me to come visit or else~ 💖

Love,
Your very own THE MASK OF TAARAHAT

Hi! We looooove what you do and we'd love to get your rankings on the following, since you're like, definitely the best on the pulse of Tokyo-F local trends and inquiring minds want to know:

1. Hottest singles in Tokyo-F
2. Worst person-shaped disasters in Tokyo-F
3. Best date spots in Tokyo-F (listen we need this for fanfic purposes, we want the inside scoop)

[ a tasteful set of white chrysanthemum collar chain enamel pins, for the lapels of a suit. ]

There's a drawing with a note attached:

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.

[ An Absinthe x Levity (ship name pending, the fandom appears to be quite undecided) doujin with a (misleadingly) cute cover. Three pages within the story, though, it becomes very explicit and brutal noncon eroguro featuring such themes as thorough piecemeal dismemberment, forced autocannibalism in addition to regular cannibalism, emeto and the good old standby of noncon sex. The final page imitates the cute cover, but with Levity's mutilated corpse. There is, however, an implication that he is still alive, and there's the possibility of a sequel.

The "word from the author" page has the artist gushing about how much they adore Absinthe's gore-related exploits and hope that he will enjoy the doujin. They also lament the fact that not everything that happens on the production is actually shown, because they had to reconstruct the plot of this doujin based on Levity's public breakdowns... but at least that means the fans get to use their imaginations! Thanks for reading, everyone, and see you next time! ^q^ ]

[A puffy sticker of a tiny Amaurot-era Hades, complete with a "#surlyteen" caption.]

emecchiiiiiiiiiiiiii i miss you and baritones so much ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)ヽ(￣ω￣ ) waaah...

poor silencchi had to listen to me cry so many times lol. it's embarraassing but i am not ashamed.

geez emecchi, you know, i'll always have time to read the letters you send me. it really does brighten my day to read em from you and everyone else, and even if i miss you guys a ton, it does kinda help to alleviate some of that loneliness.

but you know . . .

WHY DO THE HELL GRADUATES GET EVERYTHING AND I DONT GET ANYTHING (҂` ﾛ ´)凸 WHY DO THEY GET TO VISIT!!! I HATE THESE BIASED PRODUCERS!!!

Man, that better change someday. (>_<)

Sigh, well whatever. At least we get letters. And I can still watch you guys from time to time and it's fun to watch . . . go outside more though, stop being a hermit!!! I swear, you and Baritones need to go on more team vacations...

I guess I can't help but worry that you guys aren't resting like you should, but hopefully you are. And anyway, I know you all have people that will always take care of you so I guess I shouldn't worry so much. (^^)

...(^^)

...(^^)

BUT I CAN'T HELP ITTTtttt, those guys are kinda useless too!!! ＼(º □ º l|l)/ Aaaaaa...I'm gonna die with worry...

But only because I love you!! wwwwww

-Wifi

[A collection of cute, dialogue-less comics about Cosmo taking care of his baby daughter Lily, who looks to be about 5 or 6 here. Some of the comics are:

- Cosmo giving baby Lily a toy(?) scythe! She is very excited, but accidentally hits the bonsai Qliphoth plant they have and panics and cries about ruining it. Vergil makes an appearance to console Lily along with Cosmo and they both show her that the plant is actually unharmed. Lily then gets pouty and takes it upon herself to get better enough with her scythe to defeat the plant. The Qliphoth continues to make background cameos in every other comic, always in different states of damage or lack thereof.

- Lily trying to help her dad with baking, adorably getting flour all over her face. Cosmo is very proud of her baked dough lump.

- Cosmo consoling Lily after she had a nightmare and holding her until she falls asleep again, safe in his arms.

- Lily drawing a picture of Cosmo and Alexander holding hands, titled DAD. Both dads adore it very much and it now adorns the communal BARiTONES fridge in a fancy frame, because they're sparing no expense for their daughter.

- Lily and baby D.Va on a playdate until they spot Absinthe walking in with Questionable Snacks and mob him for the snacks. Absinthe is saved by Alexander who instead buys the girls a truckload of non-zombie-child-appropriate snacks.

- Cosmo organizing a new bedroom for his daughter and letting her run buckwild with design ideas, which mostly include COOL THINGS, like a lava pit at the entrance, one of those avoid-five-hundred-lasers spy-movie dealies, a raised platform for delivering cool monologues, and a giant TV, but also giant stuffed toys and pillows for lounging in, and don't forget an indoor trampoline, and...

The final page is just a collection of storyless drawings, including Lily tapping Vergil's leg with her scythe, Lily doing Cosmo's hair as best she's able (which is not very good), Lily imitating Alexander's bad posture (with Cosmo looking startled in the background), Lily dancing with baby Serenity and Lily pulling the blanket over a sleeping Cosmo. Everything is extremely wholesome.]

[A brief collection of drawings depicting Cosmo and Vergil either making out or having very explicit sex... and always one step away from being discovered by an oblivious Nero.

The last page is Nero walking in on them having sex, looking entirely devastated and embarking on a pilgrimage to an unknown destination, presumably to cleanse his mind of the knowledge that dads fuck.]

[Fanart and a note:]

omgggggg I always knew you had it in you SLAUGHTER EVERYONE NEXT PVP PLS ♥♥♥♥

[A collection of cute, dialogue-less comics about Cosmo taking care of his baby daughter Lily, who looks to be about 5 or 6 here. Some of the comics are:

- Cosmo giving baby Lily a toy(?) scythe! She is very excited, but accidentally hits the bonsai Qliphoth plant they have and panics and cries about ruining it. Vergil makes an appearance to console Lily along with Cosmo and they both show her that the plant is actually unharmed. Lily then gets pouty and takes it upon herself to get better enough with her scythe to defeat the plant. The Qliphoth continues to make background cameos in every other comic, always in different states of damage or lack thereof.

- Lily trying to help her dad with baking, adorably getting flour all over her face. Cosmo is very proud of her baked dough lump.

- Cosmo consoling Lily after she had a nightmare and holding her until she falls asleep again, safe in his arms.

- Lily drawing a picture of Cosmo and Alexander holding hands, titled DAD. Both dads adore it very much and it now adorns the communal BARiTONES fridge in a fancy frame, because they're sparing no expense for their daughter.

- Lily and baby D.Va on a playdate until they spot Absinthe walking in with Questionable Snacks and mob him for the snacks. Absinthe is saved by Alexander who instead buys the girls a truckload of non-zombie-child-appropriate snacks.

- Cosmo organizing a new bedroom for his daughter and letting her run buckwild with design ideas, which mostly include COOL THINGS, like a lava pit at the entrance, one of those avoid-five-hundred-lasers spy-movie dealies, a raised platform for delivering cool monologues, and a giant TV, but also giant stuffed toys and pillows for lounging in, and don't forget an indoor trampoline, and...

The final page is just a collection of storyless drawings, including Lily tapping Vergil's leg with her scythe, Lily doing Cosmo's hair as best she's able (which is not very good), Lily imitating Alexander's bad posture (with Cosmo looking startled in the background), Lily dancing with baby Serenity and Lily pulling the blanket over a sleeping Cosmo. Everything is extremely wholesome.]

[ Lily receives a series of fanart pictures of herself topping various individuals in Imeeji and ravishing their bodies. Including but not limited to Sunny, Angel, Dva, Susanoo, Vergil, Hurricane, Doodle, Hardy, Leviathan, Silver, Zero, and John. ]

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