HEART SOLDIER SENSHI

[idolpro]

You find yourself in a room like this.



It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.

Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.

There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".

Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

Comments

[bondkeeper]

Maybe it's a punishment for picking the wrong box?

[leaveofabsence]

So punishment for the results in a lottery that we did not voluntarily choose to play?

[bondkeeper]

Right. Or we're getting for punished for something else we don't remember, I dunno.

[leaveofabsence]

If it's something we don't remember...

[ But then he trails off as he is wont to do and looks like something just clicked for him just now ]

Ah, this is all new to you as well, yes?

[bondkeeper]

Yup, it's my second time. Yesterday was first.

[leaveofabsence]

Oh. I did not know.

I suppose it's a bit late to ask how you're doing from that.

[bondkeeper]

I had a pretty good time.

[ black eye and all ]

[leaveofabsence]

[ He's not judging.

Mostly. ]

Well, as long as you enjoyed it.

[bondkeeper]

Astra was there, too, but she ended up tripping a bunch. Dunno why I didn't.

[leaveofabsence]

[ Waitaminute.

Gestures towards Reigo's eye. ]

So how exactly did you get that bruise?

[bondkeeper]

Oh yeah, we kept throwing this punching potato back and forth with this other guy, so he said we should just punch each other later.

[ this explains everything ]

[leaveofabsence]

Should I congratulate you that he reciprocated your advances?