HEART SOLDIER SENSHI

[idolpro]

You find yourself in a room like this.



It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.

Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.

There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".

Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

Comments

[leaveofabsence]

I'd say you look quite good for your age if you were.

[crossmyheartandhope]

It's all that aloe.

...that's what they put in skin care stuff, yeah?

[leaveofabsence]

Really?

I will have to try this technique.

[crossmyheartandhope]

How old are you, gramps?

[leaveofabsence]

Timeless.

[ And he looks so proud of himself. As if had finally mastered the art of making a joke. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Timeless, huh. Sounds like a diamond commercial.