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You find yourself in a room like this.

It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.
Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.
There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".
Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.
Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.
There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".
Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

THE BOARD
CHOOSE YOUR BOX
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Round 1
Discussion
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Wow, okay, this is gonna be 'fun' and 'exciting'.
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THE COUNTDOWN
FINAL RESULTS
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And bottled water.
They pour this water onto the floor, then leave.
Then, as if they were a revolving door, they come back and this time with... plasma balls? Plasma balls. It's spazzing with lights, flashing at the fingertips.
It's like they're overcharged.
Each unit member present has their very own Left throwing a plasma ball towards them. Whether you catch it, whether it falls at your feet, or whether you step aside to dodge it—once it makes contact with you or the floor, you're shocked senseless.
The blinding flashes of purple flood the room alongside your screams and the apalling scent of burnt clothing. Your skin crawls with a tingling sensation that numbs your senses briefly every now and then, but not enough to keep the sharp pain at bay.
Soon the flashes quiet, but only because the plasma balls have died.
You, however, do not die. With flesh run through with an electric current, and hair standing on all ends, you can continue on, but in pain.
Just kidding! You actually won so the pain subsides quickly, leaving just remnants of the pain that stems only from your memory.
ENDGAME.
[FINAL RANK: 8]