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AVANTE EN GARDE

You find yourself in a room like this.

It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.

Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.

There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".

Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

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[ Stressed sigh and getting some popcorn. ]

I tried to speak with him before all this, but naturally, it was no use.

There's no point in talking to any of them.

This one's the first one to kill me. Also the one that married me'n Aster. He's just weird.

. . . The host did? Were you married inside of a game?

. . .Kind of.

Was it a game based on romance?

[a w k w a r d]

No. It was––just, that's not important, the point is the Hosts are weird and the less you deal with them, the better.

I feel somewhat sorry that I missed it.

[ It sounds interesting. ]

. . .

Uh, the game, or the marriage?

I thought it was both.

Or was the marriage a result of the game...

. . .

It kind of just. . . happened? During the game. It wasn't, like, a part of it or anything.

So you managed to turn it into a happy occasion. How splendid. And it seems like it worked out for the both of you.

. . .

We're redoing it, anyway.

Will you hold the ceremony at Avante?

Pff, no. We're gonna do it way cooler than that. Paloma –– she graduated a while back –– she said she'd help us throw a party.

Have you set a date yet?

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