BARITONES

[idolpro]

You find yourself in a room like this.



It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.

Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.

There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".

Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

Comments

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

I would give them props if they knew what our favorite numbers were. Though I suppose if they can erase memories and alter personalities, not much is out of their grasp.

Re: Discussion

[whenshesmiles]

Exactly. Best to just assume they know more about us than we do and leave it at that, hm?

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

It looks like we are going with irony.

Re: Discussion

[whenshesmiles]

Oh man, that's so gonna bite us in the ass. Let's do it.

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

Why not amuse ourselves along the way?

Re: Discussion

[whenshesmiles]

That's right, you get it! Congratulations, you're my new favourite!

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

I cannot take all the credit. Eichi is also enjoying himself.

Sunny ... well, I believe deep down he is.

Re: Discussion

[whenshesmiles]

Haha, no way. Sunshine Boy's a complete stick in the mud, he wouldn't know fun if it smashed a brick through his fourteen inch thick skull.

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

Then I will settle for 'he is not truly upset' or I imagine he'd simply sit on the floor and ignore us.

Re: Discussion

[whenshesmiles]

Pff, what? What is he, a baby? Did I get put on the unit where everyone's actually way younger or older than they look? Kinda messed up if I have to be the straight man for Hell's ageplay comedy.

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

'Straight' is not a word I would use to describe you. At least in my humble first impression.

I suppose he could flop on the bed dramatically instead if he did not wish to interact with us, but that seems less his style.

Re: Discussion

[whenshesmiles]

Oh, come on. You really don't think I could pull it off?