BARITONES

[idolpro]

You find yourself in a room like this.



It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.

Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.

There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".

Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

Comments

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

Nope! I don't think any are going to be 'good', but it might be funny to pick 4~

In my homeland, it is associated with 'death', fufufufuuu!

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

I for one enjoy the sarcasm of an inside joke.

Then 4 or random then seems to be the consensus. Would you mind selecting for us?

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

Certainly! I am alright with the onus of responsibility! Please feel free to direct your ire at me if it is terrible!

But now we must decide on eliminated number too, right?

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

Oh, please. It is random. Blaming you would be akin to blaming me for today's weather.

Re: Discussion

[mourningson]

[abruptly]

I'm blaming him.

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

Yes, but that's part of your charm.

Give a number for elimination, would you?

Re: Discussion

[mourningson]

5, then.

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

In truth, I don't really mind it, since I know that too, fufufu~

No matter what happens, it isn't really a thing I can control.

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

[He just smiles at that, because he does enjoy Eichi's practicality.]

Random for the elimination boxes then? It seems we have 5 and 13 as suggestions so far.

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

[If someone is to be blamed, it should be the 'leader', right? Even if that makes no sense, he'll accept it.]

Yes, random elimination ones, it seems. Shall I pick one of those as well?

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

[He makes a bowing motion as if for him to continue.]

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

Hmmm...

[He can't exactly choose randomly, but he tries for something not close to any of the chosen numbers.]

17, then?

Re: Discussion

[firstworldproblem]

[He will mark it off on the list.]

Good as any other.

Re: Discussion

[mourningson]

...

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

Well if we die at least that's an easy one to deal with! Just a little bit of mopping up to do~

Re: Discussion

[mourningson]

If we die, its you and your inane humor to blame.

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

Yes, please blame me if things go terribly!

Re: Discussion

[mourningson]

I will. A captain drowns with his ship, or so I hear.

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

Well, I will certainly be going down as much as anyone else here will be.

Re: Discussion

[mourningson]

Yet, you will be the one carrying the burden once it is all said and done. A leader's true purpose, if that is what you really are for this unit.

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

That is my role, and that is my hope. Please place your burdens upon me~

Re: Discussion

[mourningson]

What burdens have you taken upon yourself for this unit in the past?

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

It feels like a trap to be asked to explain the things I did before you arrived here...

Re: Discussion

[mourningson]

A trap in what manner?

Re: Discussion

[syckophant]

The problem here is that no matter what I tell you, you don't really have to believe it, nor do you have to believe the the gravity of the situation.

And on my end, I could simply lie, and Emet, Yvette, and Absinthe would probably go along with it because they find it amusing, and they're the only ones who have been here long enough to tell you otherwise.