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BARITONES

You find yourself in a room like this.

It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.

Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.

There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".

Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

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Then I will select 13 for elimination. But you are correct as they do matter less.

Truly random. It isn't as though luck exists.

What an odd statement. You don't believe in luck?

[DEEP BREATH]

Not if it means I'd have to believe in bad luck as well.

Edited 2021-03-27 15:26 (UTC)

[He can't help but laugh.]

I was going to counter with luck exists only because I have seen bad luck.

If luck exists, it means nothing truly matters.

Luck is a factor, a variable, to be taken into account. Just because it exists doesn't mean it can be overwritten.

It's an unnecessary factor, I'm afraid. An unpredictable hindrance.

There is beauty in the unknown. The unexplainable. The mysteries we have yet to puzzle out.

[he just

makes this face]

If you don't believe in bad luck then you can't believe in the death number!

[GOTCHA]

[fdkjfds dammit!!]

It is the principle of the matter.

....

[Tail wag.]

You chose a number associated with death, when you could have simply not.

You could have chosen a number, Sunny.

[he opts to keep his mouth shut, finally]

[Have a couple very soft claps, sir.]

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