WED BED BEHEAD: future is now

[idolpro]

[You wake alone with your unit in what appears to be a dressing room. There's nothing on the costume racks right now, but you have vanity seats and a couch to chill on if you like.

On a table in the center of the room, there is an ornate metal box with three slots on top. The slots are labeled with the names of three other units: sensitIV, BAD END=DEAD END, & BARiTONES. Next to the box a laminated copy of the IC rules is taped down, and beside it lie four cards:

♦ a green card with a picture of two linked rings and the word "WED"
♦ a blue card with a picture of a rose and the word "BED"
♦ a red card with a picture of a guillotine and the word "BEHEAD"
♦ a purple card with a picture of two circling arrows and the word "INSTEAD"

You have til 9pm PST to submit your votes.]

Comments

[dumbjockenergy]

...Oh my god, our argument made you lose your mind. You've gone insane.

[mind_blown]

Tell Sabre you'll see her next week.

[dumbjockenergy]

Sabre lives with me. I see her every day.

[mind_blown]

Now you leave enough room for jesus, because you're grounded. Or else I'm gonna tell her you said she was wrong.

[dumbjockenergy]

With every sentence, you become more incoherent. Also, leave Sabre out of this. If this Jesus goes near her, I'll beat him up.

[mind_blown]

[fuck he is losing his shit now.

congrats arya, you got a genuine laugh out of him.]

[dumbjockenergy]

[ This is not Arya resisting cracking a smile, shhh. ]

Anyway, you aren't my Commanding Officer so you don't get to "grounded" me.

[weenwoon]

[This sends him into such DEEP COGITATION. He's fairly vague on the religions and everything, but.]

We can summon Jesus?..