WED BED BEHEAD: avante en garde

[idolpro]

[You wake alone with your unit in what appears to be a dressing room. There's nothing on the costume racks right now, but you have vanity seats and a couch to chill on if you like.

On a table in the center of the room, there is an ornate metal box with three slots on top. The slots are labeled with the names of three other units: LiliS, Heart Soldier Senshi, & AlcheME!. Next to the box a laminated copy of the IC rules is taped down, and beside it lie four cards:

♦ a green card with a picture of two linked rings and the word "WED"
♦ a blue card with a picture of a rose and the word "BED"
♦ a red card with a picture of a guillotine and the word "BEHEAD"
♦ a purple card with a picture of two circling arrows and the word "INSTEAD"

You have til 9pm PST to submit your votes.]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

Yeah.

...'Less we grabbed their worst from them.

[purrrnicious]

. . .

I always thought you should be able to count on your unit to protect you, when no one else would. Granted, I've pretty much been wrong about that on, like, every occasion –– but I still won't insist everyone else has to risk it because I'm shielding my wife.

So that's up to the rest of you.

[unbr8kable]

[...Shrugs, expression the same careful blank it's been since showing up in this room]

Figured you'd want the extra assurance, but whatever. It's gonna go how it goes anyways.

[purrrnicious]

Yeah, yeah. I already know at least half the people here would off me if they thought they'd get something out of it.

. . .Maybe even if they didn't.

[unbr8kable]

No way. Surely no more than a third, unless it was something really good.

[purrrnicious]

Maybe. People seem to care less these days, or something?

Can't be anything I did, I'm just as awful as ever.

[unbr8kable]

That's the problem. Everything else is getting worse, when you're just maintaining. You'll have to step it up to be Imeeji's Least Wanted now.

[purrrnicious]

Pff, I'm probably not that talented. I mean, Zrael stabs people and everyone goes awwww, how cute~ so where do you go from there?

[unbr8kable]

Try starting a government? Giving people rules to follow's the most complaints I remember there ever being around here...

[purrrnicious]

"Saying a mean thing" got me a death sentence.

. . .You know, now that we're talking about this out loud, I realize the priorities here are pretty stupid.