necROMANTIC start!

[idolpro]

Who: necROMANTIC
Where: The necROMANTIC dorms
When: Day 355

[ You all wake up in bed with your smartphone at your bedside, all of you in your sleepwear, with a message on your phone.

Good morning, newly departed guest stars! You've got new co-stars to meet, a new dorm to explore, and the television in the main room with the "names" of everyone in your unit with flashing empty boxes next to them, waiting for you to each assign yourself a personal color. Or assign them to each other, really, no one's stopping you.

Once you've chosen your color (or, once it's chosen for you), your closets will unlock with 3 sets of fantasy medieval clothes fitted exactly to your size.

Also, the front door is currently locked. It looks like you actually have no choice but to get to know each other for an hour or two before those open up. ]

Comments

[junkheap]

...I'm starting to think I'm the only one here who hasn't done this before.

[debrided]

Oh?

[ shoots him a sidelong glance and just kind of waves a hand ]

It is an affair well below any dignity of recurrence, regardless.

[junkheap]

...I don't know what half of those words mean.

[debrided]

Are you each so poorly read? Rather than any manner of "unit," this fetid cesspool would be best conceived of as a kennel, by far.

[junkheap]

Why would I want to read books? That's not even useful.

[debrided]

For what reason would you abstain - and no less, when it is clearly need, direly so? Honestly. That I could have held such foolishness, to imagine that illiterate there held no peer . . .

[ when she says "that illiterate" her gaze drifts briefly to flora ]

. . . No, certainly that remains the case. The rabble here persists altogether worse.

[junkheap]

Y'know talking like that doesn't make you sound smart, it makes you sound like an annoying snob.

[debrided]

[ that is correct. ]

- My! As if this Herodias is at fault for your lacking...

[junkheap]

It's not like only one of us can have flaws, lady.

[debrided]

On the contrary, any learned man would understand well that I am, to a degree without peer - immaculate, void of flaw or taint.

[junkheap]

What you are is full of shit. Arrogance is a flaw, duh.

[debrided]

Is knowledge of one's own virtues not itself a virtue?

[junkheap]

...

[hold on he thinks he can understand that one]

...No.