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About a month ago, I fell asleep while watching Imeeji and had this dream where I went to this water park, where I saw you shoving crocodiles down the water slides. A big fat one was stuck in the tube so I helped you push it in, and then they had to close the water park for some reason (crocodiles) so we went out to get hotdogs together. It was strangely romantic? Even though Doodleman was there. (He wasn’t involved, he was just selling hot dogs.)

We both started getting drunk on the hot dogs (they were made with brandy inside) so I invited you back to my place but neither of us could remember where it was. We went on this long journey where we traveled on train after train after train, looking for our house. Eventually we couldn’t wait to get home so we wound up having incredibly spicy sex on the train. You had a whole bunch of weird powers, like being able to turn off the gravity inside the train car, or make us both phase through the seats, and create a stream of water from your belly button. In my dream, these were normal Pep! Pep! powers so it was fine. Anyway, we had this incredible, mind-blowing sex on the train, and it was so vivid that I can still remember the feel of your bourbon-filled hot dog in my mouth and the taste of your belly button water. I remember in intimate detail all the things we did to each other, and how you licked my neck and asked me my credit card number and mother’s maiden name.

I woke up covered in sweat, biting my pillow. I spent all day thinking about it. I spent all WEEK thinking about it. I couldn’t get it out of my head. I have to confess, every time you’ve been on screen since then, I’ve seen you in a very different way. I have been completely infatuated with you ever since. I bought all the merch of you I’ve been able to find, both official and bootleg. I wallpapered my apartment with posters and screenshots of your face. I made a shrine to you and have been making offerings of bourbon hot dogs (a recipe I had to come up with myself.) (it tastes bad.) (it’s the thought that counts, right?)

In the span of one short month, I have become completely obsessed. You are my life. My love. My reason for existence. I don’t understand how I got this far in life without you. As you read this letter, the chances are good that I am watching you, right now, holding my lifesized Senpai body pillow since I can’t embrace you myself.

It takes all my courage to ask you this, but I have a humble request. Could you please go to the Vid Room and record yourself, so I can listen to you as I’m falling asleep? I want to hear your voice, your words spoken just for me. Please ask me my credit card number and mother’s maiden name. Please do it slowly. Whisper into the microphone as if you’re making love to me.

If you would also take off your shirt and pour water over your belly, I would die happy. Please. I can’t tell you how much you mean to me. You are my everything. I want to see you more in my dreams. Once I perfect my astral projection, I hope you and I can get married on the astral plane.

Thank you in advance, my darling.

All my love forever and ever, xXxOoOxXxOoO~~~~

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Fanmail The Thirty-Fifth

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