Murder Mysterium - YOU-kai

[idolpro]

[ Your unit-colored alcove has its own seating—benches, rather than any specific number of chairs, line the green bushels. It's wide enough to comfortably fit all of your unitmates if necessary, though it's likely not all of you will be here at a time. You're aware, somehow, that the space is soundproof; you could say whatever you like here and it won't be heard by anyone but your unitmates.

At the center of your "room" is what looks to be a marble table, but upon further inspection you'll note that the surface is actually electronic, a touch screen that mimics the visual texture of marble. Here, you have a number of options of things to choose from, and you can even pull up a keyboard or write with your finger for a certain freeform answer section. ]

Comments

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[is this the part where I remind everyone that he looks sallow and sickly at all times even if his PB is very cute,]

Aw, that's sweet, Tiger. My heart's going pitter-pat over here.

[caniscorde]

[ he makes up for it in personality(?) ]

Don't have a heart attack.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[does he though]

No worries, that would be a fucking stupid way to die.

[caniscorde]

[ well, ]

Of course.

So do your best not to.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Relaaax, poison isn't even one of the options, and it doesn't sound like this game is going to actually fucking kill anyone anyway.

[ibedeadpeople]

[doesn't matter he is cute in his heart (is he, though)]

[anyway hooray for teammates getting along (are they, though)]

I guess we can't get away with just hiding out in here, can we...

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[citation needed]

Pretty sure we gotta pick something.

[ibedeadpeople]

Well... What are you thinking?

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Weeeeeeell, I always like a good knife, but if we wanna be sure of killing whoever we land on, then I guess we should go with the explosives.

[ibedeadpeople]

Do we wanna be sure of killing whoever we land on?

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Of course!

[ibedeadpeople]

But... We'd get in trouble that way, right? If we get pinned for murder then we still get punished...

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Oh, yeah. We should off 'em in a way that can't be pinned on us. Gotta think up a good motive...

[ibedeadpeople]

[patient]

You can't have an alibi if we blow up all the witnesses.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Aw, come on, it's just the team that gets stuck with us! I bet we won't even be the only ones to pick the fucking explosives anyway.

[ibedeadpeople]

[her expression is troubled for a moment before she can smooth it out]

...People don't like us, right? Because they think our team is dangerous, since we have so many points, or for--other reasons. So maybe it would be good to prove we can be with someone and not kill them for a night, just to start out with.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Lull everyone into a false sense of security...Okay, I can see that working. But do we have someone lined up to spend a night with?

[ibedeadpeople]

Mm, I think Sanga will see how our alliance prospects went! There's got to be other people who are worried same as us, right?