Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2021-05-14 11:55 pm

Murder Mysterium - 10IV

[ Your unit-colored alcove has its own seating—benches, rather than any specific number of chairs, line the green bushels. It's wide enough to comfortably fit all of your unitmates if necessary, though it's likely not all of you will be here at a time. You're aware, somehow, that the space is soundproof; you could say whatever you like here and it won't be heard by anyone but your unitmates.

At the center of your "room" is what looks to be a marble table, but upon further inspection you'll note that the surface is actually electronic, a touch screen that mimics the visual texture of marble. Here, you have a number of options of things to choose from, and you can even pull up a keyboard or write with your finger for a certain freeform answer section. ]
salientfacts: (there to dwell)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-19 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Um.

Just to be clear, is this a metaphor for "we had all of you killed to save Creation, except Creation kept having problems?"
bofa: (2)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-19 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Right, but none of them were yooooou!

(I'm doing my best to salvage this line of thought!)
salientfacts: (the omnipotent to arms)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-19 05:33 am (UTC)(link)






I'm not really mad, just disappointed.
bofa: (1)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I would like to reiterate that I thought it was kind of stupid at the time, too! It just wasn't a very good ending, you know? I did all I could to fight back against it, which wasn't much because I was still shadowing and was already also written up a few times for poor conduct.

Have you ever heard of someone being fired from Yu-Shan? I haven't, because it's ontologically impossible for a situation to arise in which that can happen!
salientfacts: (no light but rather: darkness visible.)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-19 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does the celestial bureaucracy sound like such a nightmare?

...also, what kind of thing even constitutes "poor conduct" up there? Embezzlement?
bofa: (11111)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you know. Wasting celestial resources, tampering with regulatory mechanisms like the Loom, carrying out or enabling any form of interference in Creation without filing the proper paperwork, defying Fate, making a superior think you might be planning to defy Fate, embezzlement...

Really though, every single one of those is okay if enough people agree on it and the paperwork is legitimate, except the defying Fate thing. Oh, and the embezzlement. Paycheck politics are our primary method of conflict resolution amongst ourselves.

salientfacts: (the omnipotent to arms)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
...I didn't expect it to actually be embezzlement, somehow.

You know, I suppose I should have expected that it wasn't all merely the disgruntled Dragonblooded. Not that they couldn't have done it, but that it all fell into place so well.
bofa: (2)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
When you do things right, people won't be sure you did anything at all! Someone famous probably said that somewhere, once.
salientfacts: (no light but rather: darkness visible.)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-20 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just have to take your word for it.

...so, you're trying to return, then?
bofa: (7)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I figure I have to try. I'm cut off from the Loom and this place seems to exist outside of Fate, but I think if I'm not supposed to make it back then I won't. So it's better to try and fail than to not try and miss out entirely, right?

Besides, I was actually sort of hoping I'd make it to retirement age. I only had a couple hundred years left in me, I think. It has this kind of narrative justice to it - Chosen of Endings takes longest possible route to reach an ending!

Aaaand I'd really like to apologize to everyone for pulling a few thousand years of accumulated strings to try and fix the whole needing to kill every Solar again problem. I still think it would've been a really smart plan if it had worked out, but dying like that probably left a lot of messes for everyone to clean up. Wonder how that circle I put together is doing now, actually.
salientfacts: (nine times the space)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-20 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not really intending to return, myself, so—

I don't suppose I could prevail upon you to actually say what your plan was? Because you've built it up quite a bit.
bofa: (11111)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you know how after we had most of you killed at a party we shoved your sparks in an unbelievably powerful artifact prison and shoved that unbelievably powerful artifact prison into the deepest and darkest chasm where no living thing dares tread, celestial or otherwise?
salientfacts: (round he throws his baleful eyes)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-21 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. Sort of.

I didn't actually know that last part.
bofa: (2)

1/2

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-21 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you didn't! You won't remember it if you ever go back to Creation, either. Since I'm capable of being honest with you in this place, I can tell you most of the history surrounding that period of time aside from "it happened" is completely inaccessible by anyone, including us! Sure, everyone in Yu-Shan knows we had something to do with it, but even something like "we had most of you killed" is unprovable by any entity (existing or otherwise), under any circumstances, and much like our existence in general can only be inferred via a contrivance of circumstantial evidence.

(Do you see what I did there?)
bofa: (7)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-21 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but anyway - it turns out the important part of that is that the phrase "no living thing" does not, in fact, preclude the possibility of things that are not living treading in the aforementioned chasm.

Soooooo the unbelievably powerful artifact prison was stolen. In our defense, there's only a hundred of us and Creation is really big and always on fire we just really thought nobody would figure that one out so watching it wasn't really a priority.

It's fine because it broke in transit. Well, fine for you. Not fine for us, because some of those sparks were still stolen and that's why we have reverse Solars now, and also the rest of them went back to empowering mortals when we were barely able to deal with the ones we missed in the first place.

So not really fine for you either. Or your spark's current holder as of my current temporal frame of reference, since yours was one of the stolen ones. Really it actually wasn't fine for anybody and I lied to make myself feel better about it.
salientfacts: (rolling in the fiery gulf)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-22 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
...that does explain a few things about my successor, yes... although she seems like a nice young lady who is doing her best?
bofa: (7)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-22 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, is she here?
salientfacts: (nine times the space)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-22 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, it seems that she's been here for a while? I haven't run into her again yet, but she is in fact still here from the last time I participated.
bofa: (3333333333)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-22 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have to speak with her! There's lots to learn in the event I return to Creation.

Oh! Continuing on - my original plan, the one that basically nobody liked and for which I was severely reprimanded for even considering, was to do what we did for the Wyld Hunt and also what we do to find our own to ferry them to Yu-Shan. But instead of waiting for a mortal to be empowered before terminating or kidnapping them, I wanted to work to manipulate events so that the events leading to their ascension simply never came to pass. Perhaps, for example, someone who is about to decide to spit in Fate's face and charge valiantly against their aggressors in service of someone they've vowed to protect suddenly finds themself saved by a mysterious stranger before their heart is even set. That way, we (eventually) have no Solars, no massacre, and if Creation ever needed them again we could simply stop doing that instead of messing with divinity-entrapping artifacts.

Now, admittedly, at the time I overestimated our predictive capabilities - it turns out we're only capable of determining the general time and location of any given event and when anything with sufficient essence is involved Fate is the first thing to give, and maaaaaybe there were a few other problems too, but that was a really clever plan! Don't you think, don't you think?
salientfacts: (there to dwell)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-05-24 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
So, er—

...is that to say you were going to...

...make sure people just never got the chance to do anything the Unconquered Sun would take notice of and simply prevent all problems yourselves...?

I mean, it's clever, it just seems like it'd be a bit difficult given the scale of the problems that tend to just happen to Creation.
bofa: (7)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-05-24 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Difficult, but possible.

If the Maidens didn't insist on keeping us perilously understaffed at all times, for what I'm sure are very important political considerations amongst the gods but are very inconvenient in our day-to-day administration of Creation.
salientfacts: (nine times the space)

[personal profile] salientfacts 2021-06-04 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
...can they empower more Chosen? I wasn't sure if there was a reason for the limit. I never really asked about that kind of thing for—well, political considerations, I suppose.
bofa: (2)

[personal profile] bofa 2021-06-06 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
That's on a need-to-know basis and I, apparently, don't need to know!
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[personal profile] bofa 2021-06-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be sore too if you were approaching your last few centuries and the whole roughly fifteen people older than you think there's things you're still too young and inexperienced to handle.

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