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[ ... oh. ]

It's Tanabata again, huh....?

Apparently. Is this a traditional game for the occasion?

Nope! This is new! Last time during Tanabata we just got a "gacha" machine and the normal kind of Tanabata stuff! So I guess they're going all out this year, wahaha~

Still, I can't believe it's been a whole year already since then...?

Ahh, whatever! Who cares!! Let's just have some fun! These oil vases look really funny, what if we just cover everyone in oil?

Just cover them in oil without any fire? I'm sure they would be awfully anxious moving through, waiting for it to come.

[Which is. Kind of hilarious.]

I guess we could use fire too... hellfire is like your thing, isn't it?

Oooh, better yet! Let's put banana peels everywhere!!

We aren't the "torturing the souls of the damned in a pit of fire" type of demons. Although I am not opposed to using fire. The banana peel isn't bad either... We could really just make this as annoying as is possible without worrying over much else.

WAHAHAHAHA!! Alright! Let's do it!! Being annoying is my specialty!!

[That actually makes him laugh. It's true, Leo is annoying! But it's fun when he's Taisho's annoying little gremlin.]

Entirely banana peels, then? I suppose that means we have the funds for 14?

That's right! That's not a whole lot of banana peels, so we have to place them somewhere where we know they'll go. Like this choke point right here! [ he taps at the map ]

We won't place anything before the bananas, lulling them into a false sense of security and then... BAM! Banana zone.

[He looks over the map to consider this and, well, that does seem like the ideal spot, can't argue with that!]

Are you sure you haven't done this before? I don't mean just being annoying, I mean a 14 banana trap maze.

Nope! But a King has to know all kinds of things! When you're fighting a war, the element of surprise is important! But you can only surprise them once. So after you surprise them you have to quickly overwhelm them so they can't fight back!

Hah, don't you know you are speaking to a king as well?

Huh? King of what? Squishy flesh walls? Killing your feelings? Oooh, are you the king of those giant heads? You know, the mean ones in the sea of blood!

[Hey? That's rude?]

Of Hell. That sea of blood is a sort of tomb for previous demon kings, thus the heads. ...You certainly got around in there didn't you.

[ but was he wrong ]

Wahaha! I sure did! I think I met your cuter, younger self too! And then I did some kind of ritual that turned me into a demon, I think? I can't remember that part too well... it was like everything that made me "me" just died when I became a demon! Is that normal?

So you're King of Hell, but you still ended up here? Imeeji Productions must be suuuuper powerful!

[Yes because actually Vergil's not that good at not having feelings,

Also shut up he wasn't cute????]

They must have some trick to pull us away suddenly, it could happen to anyone.

...You turned yourself into a demon.

[Who would be that chaotic. Only Leo.]

Well certainly anything "human" would die, most have little by way of personality or thought beyond instinct. That you survived it at all is rather surprising.

[ bruh if you're not king of trying to kill your feelings why does V even exist ]

Wahaha! See? I'm really good at being surprising! I was surprised too! I think I thought I was going to die at the time!

[well ok I guess trying to kill his feelings, that one's correct]

I suppose it makes sense you would have the strength to handle it, "demon king something or other", right?

Demon King Maou Shishiou! But that was my name on Avante, so I guess I'm not really a demon king anymore? I'm Valiant Yodaka no Hoshi something-something-something from another world-something!

[Whoa, talking about heart game, now he's actually learning Leo's names, amazing.......]

Are the "something-something"s an official part of it?

Nope! I just forget most of it right now. I should set it to a melody so I remember! Like twinkle twinkle little star! Va~li~ant Yo~da~ka~ no~ Ho~shi~ um... the Ta~nu~ki-Cockatoo? Shu gave me "Composer" and I think "Orange Boy" was in there somewhere.

E12: Sonar

E8: Banana's Peel
F8: Banana's Peel
E9: Banana's Peel
F9: Banana's Peel
E10: Banana's Peel
F10: Banana's Peel
E11: Banana's Peel
F11: Banana's Peel
G11: Banana's Peel
D12: Banana's Peel
E12: Banana's Peel
F12: Banana's Peel
G12: Banana's Peel
E13: Banana's Peel

??? BONUS HORSE BELT ???

H11: Delta Horse
C12: Delta Horse
H12: Delta Horse
E14: Delta Horse

Your map!

Edited 2021-07-07 03:40 (UTC)

What do you want to do, each take a run on our own and discuss the last if we haven't completed it by then?

Whoever doesn't go has to be the guide, right? So do you want to be the "player" or the "player character" first?

I think we could guide ourselves without input, but I imagine you would like to guide me into traps, wouldn't you? I'll take "player" first then.

[You know, so if Leo wants to purposefully guide him to traps then he knows where some are and can maximize it if he wants.]

Why would I do that? You're my precious "King" piece, I can't just sacrifice you needlessly! That's how you lose at chess!

But I guess we're not playing chess are we? In that case, I commend you for your bravery, my precious "Pawn"!

If it's "cute girls in danger", then is that not what I am?

[ ... ?? ... ??? ]

Are you a cute girl?

[Please, his dad joke,]

No? Nevermind, it was a joke.

[ ???? ]

It's okay if you're a girl, you know. You don't have to be embarrassed about it or hide it from me.

How kind of you but no, forget it. Don't make me explain a joke.

[ soft gasp, oh! ]

You were actually... trying to make a joke? [ like this is the most amazing thing actually ]

No, wait, tell it again! I'll laugh this time!!

[He makes plenty of jokes okay, it's not that weird!!!]

...If the game concept is "cute girls in danger", then whoever is in the maze must inherently be said cute girl in danger, right?

.... RIGHT! So you're a cute girl, wahahahaha!! [ listen, it's a cute joke but also he's just really down for vergil being a cute girl ]

FIRST RUN

player character: Tsubapapa
player guide: Hoshi

B3
B4
B5
B6
C7
D7
E8
F7
G6
H6 (GOAL!)

G6
F7
E8
E9
E10
E11
D12
C11 (GOAL!!)

D12
E13
E14
E15
E16
F17
G17 (GOAL!!!)

Tsubapapa moves from C3 to B3!
Tsubapapa stepped on Bear Trap!
Ambled by Bear Trap, Tsubapapa loses 3 HP moving to B6 without incident.
Tsubapapa slipped on Banana's Peel! 10 damage.
Tsubapapa fell into a pit. 10 damage.
Tsubapapa climbed out of the pit at D6.
Tsubapapa is struck by Push Wall and pushed to F6!
Ambled by Bear Trap, Tsubapapa loses 2 HP moving to F6.
Twisted demonic Evil Upper rises from the ground at F6 and sends Tsubapapa flying into the air! 5 damage.

Tsubapapa is now at F6. Please reroute your path.

20/50 HP

Wow Tsubapapa really got beat up a lot...

OH WELL LET'S JUST KEEP GOING THE SAME WAY!!

F7
E8
E9
E10
E11
D12
C11 (GOAL!!)

D12
E13
E14
E15
E16
F17
G17 (GOAL!!!)

Tsubapapa moves from F6 to F7. Ambled by Bear Trap, Tsubapapa loses 3 HP moving to E8 without incident.
At E8, Tsubapapa is pierced by Arrow Slit! 5 damage.
Ambled by Bear Trap, Tsubapapa loses 5 HP moving to C11.
At C11, Tsubapapa spills their Divine Maiden's Blood to seal the Portal to the Twisted Demonic Realm just as the Twisted Lord of the Demonic Legion emerges halfway! Twisted Lord of the Demonic Legion is violently torn in half right in front of Tsubapapa's eyes.
Twisted demonic Evil Upper rises from the ground at C10! But, Tsubaba was not in the way.
Tsubapapa moves from C11 to D12. Ambled by Bear Trap, Tsubapapa loses 7 HP moving to G17 without incident.
Tsubapapa prepares their knife so that the Beloved Haunted Handmaiden may be danubed to the next realm and the Ritual of Severance may commence, but...
Tsubapapa collapses from their wounds (blood loss) in G17.
The Beloved Haunted Handmaiden stares blankly at their misfortune and ascends her throne, now a cute girl who rules over a thousand years of darkness.

Tsubapapa has IS NO MORE. . . .

0/50 HP.

Hardy moves from C2 to B3!
Hardy moves to H6 without incident.
At H6, Hardy puts out Torch of Souls! Screams of DAMNED are heard. Could it be...?
Hardy moves to F7 without incident.
At F7, Hardy slips on Banana's Peel! 10 damage.
Hardy slips to F8.
At F8, Hardy slips on Banana's Peel! 10 damage.
Hardy slips to F9.
At F9, Hardy slips on Banana's Peel! 10 damage.
Hardy slips to F10.
At F10, Hardy slips on Banana's Peel! 10 damage.
Hardy slips to G11.
At G11, Hardy is struck by DELTA HORSE from H11...
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1 damage. 3 enemy traps are erased from time.
At G11, Hardy is struck by DELTA HORSE from H12...
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12 damage. 3 enemy traps are erased from time.
At G11, Hardy slips on Banana's Peel! 10 damage!
OR
It would, if DELTA HORSE did not cause it to be erased from time. . . .
No damage occurs.
Hardy collapses from their wounds (dignity) in G11.

Hardy has IS NO MORE. . . .
-3/50 HP.

Edited 2021-07-07 12:38 (UTC)

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