CGID - BAD END=DEAD END Session 1

[idolpro]

You're ushered onto a bridge, huddled around a game board…

Comments

ROUND 1

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[perusing the list of traps]

She telling the truth about none of this actually fucking us up?

[justfuckingtryit]

Hard to say.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Then what's your opinion as an old-timer, old-timer?

[justfuckingtryit]

I don't think they've ever outright lied to us about how a game would run.

That said... they're assholes, so it wouldn't surprise me.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

So go along with it and don't be surprised if we get fucked over? Okay then.

[justfuckingtryit]

Pretty much.

[overworker]

I know it seems a little too good to be true but... there are hosts like that. Especially the ones who used to be a part of the program themselves.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Oh, yeah? Sounds like a nice fucking deal if you can get it.

[overworker]

Compared to what other jobs might be waiting in hell... this one is ideal.

Plus if there are people you care about still on the program, you can help put out some nice games to give them a break. So honestly it's a pretty good deal.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Thinking about going that way yourself?

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

...this one's new.

Re: DISCUSSION

[overworker]

Mm. [Nods.] I've done board games before but definitely not one like this.

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

I guess we'd better see what we can afford.

Re: DISCUSSION

[overworker]

Looks like we have 700 uh... wah...??




700 points to spend. Walls are the most expensive at 150... so we could spend big and get a few things or spread our points out and spread them out.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

We could just cover the whole thing in Vases.

[overworker]

That... would be a pretty slippery situation.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Yeah, and pretty fucking hilarious.

[considers the map again]

We've probably got enough to cover the whole map and spring for some bigger traps...

[overworker]

If we're doing oil vases then we've gotta spring for some fire traps.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

We could do oil vases AND normal vases. Keep 'em guessing.

And then a bunch of fire shit around the objectives.

[overworker]

It would be smartest to put the regular vases around the pits-- see if we can get anyone to fall in, I suppose. And then definitely oil ones and fire around the objectives.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Shit, yes. Let's dump someone in a fucking pit!

[overworker]

I feel like we could spend a little extra on some banana peels to put here or there to add to the chaos too.

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

There seem to be pretty significant choke points on this map.

We could probably take advantage of them and spend heavily in those area.

Re: DISCUSSION

[overworker]

That's true... if we focus them around the objective areas we could spend and have a better chance of hitting the target.

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

Mm... it's a solid plan.

Re: DISCUSSION

[overworker]

So G6 we could definitely use the hell floor and put some oil vases around it...

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

Mm, agreed. That oil seems like it would be helpful.

TURN-IN

[idolpro]

Re: TURN-IN

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Banana's Peel: B7, E2, E10
Hell Fire: B11, G6, H17
Guillotine: H13
Fireball: E17
Oil Vase: B12, C12, D12, F5, F6, G5, H16
Vase: B3, B4, B5, B8, C10, D3, E13, E14, E15, E16, F12, F17, G4, G12, H11

ROUND 2

[idolpro]

DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Your map!

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

Time to plot a path, it looks like.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Nah, first person should just set off as many of the fucking things as possible so the next person knows what to avoid.

[justfuckingtryit]

...it's not a bad strategy. But if they get knocked out before half the map's done, the whole second half will be a mystery.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

That's the second person's job. Last one's the one who has to make it all the way home.

[justfuckingtryit]

...guess so.

So who's going first?

TURN-IN

[idolpro]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

C2, D2, E2, F2, F3, G3, G4, G5, G6, H6(!)

H6, G6, F6, E6, E7, E8, E9, E10, E11, E12, D12, C12, C11(!!)

C11, C12, D12, E12, F12, G12, H12, H13, H14, H15, H16, H17, G17(!!!)

[idolpro]

Valor moves from C2 to D2.
Valor steps on Bear Trap!
Ambled by Bear Trap, Valor loses 1 HP moving to E2. On the way Valor is struck by DELTA HORSE from D3...
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18 damage. 2 enemy traps are erased from time.
Ambled by Bear Trap, Valor loses 7 HP while moving to H6 without incident.
At H6, Valor puts out Torch of Souls! Screams of DAMNED are heard. Could it be...?
At H6, Valor is struck by falling block from Press Wall located at G7! 5 damage!
Ambled by Bear Trap, Valor loses 4 HP while moving to E7 without incident.
At E7, Valor is struck by falling block from Press Wall located at D8! 5 damage!
At E7, Valor is massacred by Death Hammer from E8! 10 damage!
OR
It would be, if DELTA HORSE did not cause Death Hammer to become erased from time. . . .
There is no damage from E8.
Ambled By Bear Trap, Valor loses 1 HP while moving to E8. On the way Valor is struck by DELTA HORSE from D3...
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6 damage. 1 enemy traps are erased from time.
Ambled by Bear Trap, Valor loses 4 HP while moving to E12 without incident. Valor collapses from wound (blood loss) and expires at D12, with Portal to Twisted Demonic Realm just in sight...!

Valor has IS NO MORE...

0/50 HP.

BAD END RESULTS VS. SENSITIV

[idolpro]

Nemesis moves from C2 to B3.
Nemesis is assaulted by Vase! Blind, they stumble into a pit at C3. 10 damage!
Nemesis climbs out of the pit at D3.
Nemesis is assaulted by Vase! Blind, they stumble into Banana's Peel at E2! 10 damage!
Nemesis slips onto F3 and continues on the path.
Nemesis is assaulted by Vase! Blind, they stumble onto and are assaulted by Oil Vase at G5!
Nemesis is assaulted by Oil Vase landing on F5!
Nemesis is assaulted by Oil Vase landing on F5!
Hellfire triggers at G6, but Nemesis was not in the way.
Nemesis puts out the Torch of Souls at H6. You hear screams of DAMNED. Could it be...?
Nemesis travels to E9 without incident.
At E10, there is Banana's Peel! But Nemesis did not step onto that tile.
Reaching G11, Nemesis is assaulted by Vase! Blinded, Nemesis stumbles to G12.
At G12, Nemesis is assaulted by Vase! Blinded, Nemesis falls into a pit at F13. 10 damage!
Nemesis emerges from the pit at E12.
At E12, Nemesis is assaulted by Oil Vase!
At E12, Nemesis is assaulted by Vase! Blinded, Nemesis falls into a pit at F13. 10 damage!
Nemesis emerges from the pit at E13.
At E13, Nemesis is assaulted by Vase! Blinded, Nemesis falls into a pit at F14. 10 damage!

Nemesis has IS NO MORE...

0/50 HP.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[loling at every pitfall]