LOBBYQUEST - PARTY 4

[idolpro]

Once you enter the door, you find yourself passing through, uh -



This front yard? It seems you've found yourself in some sort of dolphin mansion.

Comments

[irregular]

Is that a real question.

[heavyliesthecrown]

Here-- it should be fine if I use a double, shouldn't it?

[ And suddenly, there will be two of him. The double of him reaches fearlessly inside to grab...!! Whatever he can grab! ]

[irregular]

You better not take damage when that thing does.

[idolpro]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

BEER

A can with a label that just says "BEER"...eh, what's this doing in here? It's no good.

It disappears from your hand and is replaced with…

[idolpro]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

Sports Drink

Why drink anything else when you could take a swig of sports drink? It's much less filling, and it tastes great! Also, it automatically replenishes itself. You'll never run out of electrolytes!

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ His double just holds it while the real Tsukasa moves over to investigate. ]

. . . It was beer. But now it's just a sports drink?

[inspiteful]

This has implications that I'm not sure what to think about, but. Yeah, it sure did change itself.

[heavyliesthecrown]

I don't really understand it myself?

[ But he'll take it for real as the feint disappears. ]

Should we bring it along? I feel as though we are gathering up enough items for a picnic.

[inspiteful]

Honestly, why the hell not at this point...

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ Handing it over to Lark to hold onto. ]

Then I shall leave it in your capable hands.

[irregular]

You wanna carry some of this or should we just keep it all in one place?

[quickpersuader]

...Does that mean it was a useless item, or do we need to keep looking for something...?

[heavyliesthecrown]

Should I reach for something else?

[ This time he'll reach in with his real hand to see if there's anything else inside. ]

[quickpersuader]

Wait, no, use the feint!

[idolpro]

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

A Bottle of FUN.JPEG

This is a bottle of glitter? Drinkable glitter?

Oh...wait, no...it...it bestows upon everything it touches the visual quality of a painfully shitty jpeg which is also a cellphone picture of a screen. We've passed the realm of deep fried and gone straight into ̷͚̃͋͂̊ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴̋̒ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ 🅱ȩ̵̳̻̲͐̓͘͝e̴̞̱͑͛🅱 ̷̃͋͂ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴͈̋̒͠ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ ̶͔͘͝ ̵̙̌🅱ṙ̵̢̙̏͝i̸̡͖̯̎̀͘e̴̠͛͠🅱 ̷̃͋͂̊ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴͈̋̒͠ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ ̶͔͘͝ ̵̙̌.. If you do decide to drink mystery ?fluid? you found in a dolphin mansion, it at least only lasts for an hour on living things! Your life will not be permanently reduced to a disgustingly compressed, washed-out image. Unless, of course, that's already what your life is.



In addition, Tsukasa has been afflicted with TWO of the following effects:

- Compelled to obey dog commands (sit, stay, heel, etc)

- An intense feeling of envy or jealousy towards people who have something you even slightly care about.

- An intense bitterness toward people who have some trait that you admire.

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ Immediately he drops the bottle the bottle in alarm. ]

[inspiteful]

[ Just.

Staring at it disappearing and replacing itself in the feint's hand. ]

Okay. I see.

[worldlyafflictions]

What's the longest stick-like gadget out here.

[I mean, he has his khakkhara but...]

[worldlyafflictions]

[Oh we're going with feint hands]

[irregular]

I found a 20 foot long katana, we could use that?

[worldlyafflictions]

Is there 20 feet of room in here?

...can we figure out how ta launch that at something later?

[irregular]

It's kinda shitty. I think like... drinks bottles and cheese is about all we could successfully menace with this thing.

... but we're probably supposed to have it anyway, I guess.

[worldlyafflictions]

Lucky you're here then!

[irregular]

God, yeah, imagine if we didn't have an inventory, someone'd have to carry this thing around with 'em and they'd probably break a light fitting.

[inspiteful]

As of right now, yes!