Why drink anything else when you could take a swig of sports drink? It's much less filling, and it tastes great! Also, it automatically replenishes itself. You'll never run out of electrolytes!
Oh...wait, no...it...it bestows upon everything it touches the visual quality of a painfully shitty jpeg which is also a cellphone picture of a screen. We've passed the realm of deep fried and gone straight into ̷͚̃͋͂̊ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴̋̒ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ 🅱ȩ̵̳̻̲͐̓͘͝e̴̞̱͑͛🅱 ̷̃͋͂ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴͈̋̒͠ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ ̶͔͘͝ ̵̙̌🅱ṙ̵̢̙̏͝i̸̡͖̯̎̀͘e̴̠͛͠🅱 ̷̃͋͂̊ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴͈̋̒͠ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ ̶͔͘͝ ̵̙̌.. If you do decide to drink mystery ?fluid? you found in a dolphin mansion, it at least only lasts for an hour on living things! Your life will not be permanently reduced to a disgustingly compressed, washed-out image. Unless, of course, that's already what your life is.
In addition, Tsukasa has been afflicted with TWO of the following effects:
- Compelled to obey dog commands (sit, stay, heel, etc)
- An intense feeling of envy or jealousy towards people who have something you even slightly care about.
- An intense bitterness toward people who have some trait that you admire.
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[ And suddenly, there will be two of him. The double of him reaches fearlessly inside to grab...!! Whatever he can grab! ]
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BEER
A can with a label that just says "BEER"...eh, what's this doing in here? It's no good.
It disappears from your hand and is replaced with…
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Sports Drink
Why drink anything else when you could take a swig of sports drink? It's much less filling, and it tastes great! Also, it automatically replenishes itself. You'll never run out of electrolytes!
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. . . It was beer. But now it's just a sports drink?
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[ But he'll take it for real as the feint disappears. ]
Should we bring it along? I feel as though we are gathering up enough items for a picnic.
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Then I shall leave it in your capable hands.
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[ This time he'll reach in with his real hand to see if there's anything else inside. ]
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A Bottle of FUN.JPEG
This is a bottle of glitter? Drinkable glitter?
Oh...wait, no...it...it bestows upon everything it touches the visual quality of a painfully shitty jpeg which is also a cellphone picture of a screen. We've passed the realm of deep fried and gone straight into ̷͚̃͋͂̊ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴̋̒ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ 🅱ȩ̵̳̻̲͐̓͘͝e̴̞̱͑͛🅱 ̷̃͋͂ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴͈̋̒͠ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ ̶͔͘͝ ̵̙̌🅱ṙ̵̢̙̏͝i̸̡͖̯̎̀͘e̴̠͛͠🅱 ̷̃͋͂̊ ̷̗͆̎̕ ̶̳̐̂̂̇ ̸͇͗͗̿̄ ̸̡̧̹͔͑̚ ̴̡̖̝̠̅͑͗͝ ̴͈̋̒͠ ̶̨̛̜͂̾ ̶̳̙͇̣͂̒̊ ̶͔͘͝ ̵̙̌.. If you do decide to drink mystery ?fluid? you found in a dolphin mansion, it at least only lasts for an hour on living things! Your life will not be permanently reduced to a disgustingly compressed, washed-out image. Unless, of course, that's already what your life is.
In addition, Tsukasa has been afflicted with TWO of the following effects:
- Compelled to obey dog commands (sit, stay, heel, etc)
- An intense feeling of envy or jealousy towards people who have something you even slightly care about.
- An intense bitterness toward people who have some trait that you admire.
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Staring at it disappearing and replacing itself in the feint's hand. ]
Okay. I see.
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[I mean, he has his khakkhara but...]
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...can we figure out how ta launch that at something later?
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... but we're probably supposed to have it anyway, I guess.
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