idolpro | LOBBYQUEST

LOBBYQUEST - PARTY 4

Once you enter the door, you find yourself passing through, uh -

This front yard? It seems you've found yourself in some sort of dolphin mansion.

[ He tries to make a feint but there's just not a lot of room in here with all these other men so it disappears rather quickly. ]

Why all of the dolphins...?

[ Using a sword that he materializes to... try and lift the lid of the toilet seat up. A-Anything...? ]

Nothing but water!

But...lifting the toilet lid knocks over a dolphin statuette, shattering it on the ground.

CONGRATULATIONS! GET EQUIPPED WITH:

Pure Water

Water is crisp, clear, and delicious.

In addition, All Idols present in the bathroom are afflicted with TWO of the following effects:

- BLOODLUST! BLOODLUST! BLOODLUST!

- Forced to relive their saddest memory whenever seeing a colour of the player's choice.

- All faces or face-like objects are now covered in mosiacs

- Inability to suppress least favourite emotion

avante en fucking garde what the fuck did you do?

[Hm.

[Sure is ragey in here all of a sudden.]

[ WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE'S FACES!??? ]

I... I didn't mean to!

Didn't I say don't fucking touch shit?

I lifted the lid with my sword!! How was I supposed to know it would knock over a statue!?

Why did you want to look in the toilet?! The fuck did you think he was gonna be keeping in there, the Ark of the goddamn Covenant?

Yes yes yes, let's not do this in the bathroom!

[SHOVING HIM OUT AND APPLYING CLOUD 9, he will still want to kill, but he can be logical about it]

Hey, there's still stuff in there--!!

But is it worth it.

How am I supposed to know what's gonna be relevant when we're fighting for our fucking lives?

Okay well it doesn't matter who's poking around, we're all still getting hit with stuff so you can feel free but everybody else should get out first.

[Wide gesture of 'your choice']