idolpro | LOBBYQUEST

LOBBYQUEST - PARTY 4

Once you enter the door, you find yourself passing through, uh -

This front yard? It seems you've found yourself in some sort of dolphin mansion.

Fuckin' shut up, I didn't ask to be stuck with this thing because - because whoever owns this bullshit house is compensating for something!

[FUMES

[also trying to turn the thing, goddamn it can we please just get this over with]

Ah, look at that, it's off. Nice ta be gettin' along for once!

Finally.

You reckon we'll need this stupid thing for any more stupid puzzles or can I just leave it here?

Maybe stash it away just in case we can launch it at whatever the "threat" turns out to be?

It's shitty. It'll probably just break. Look.

[He wobbles it.]

Unless whatever we gotta fight's got a - a fatal weakness against plastic or whatever...

There's no guarantee the "threat" will notice a little wobble when a twenty-foot sword is coming its way.

[ From his sitting spot on the ceiling ]

It's come in handy once already. Who is to say it will not again? Better safe, than sorry, I should think.

Well why don't you stuff it up your sleeve next time.

Could you stop being so insufferably unpleasant? If it's too difficult for you to carry, then hand it to me.

Are you always so fucking prim?

I come from an honorable background you know. Naturally, etiquette and manners come along with that.

[ SOMETHING YOU LACK APPARENTLY. ]

I want the sword. So I am going to take it.

Edited 2021-08-22 05:01 (UTC)