Lesser of Two Evils: future is now

[idolpro]

You are in a simple, empty room.

In front of you are two white doors: two choices.
One door is clearly labeled with stark black text, and the other blank.

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ROUND 1: Discussion

[idolpro]

Your choices for this round are:

Left door: EXCRUCIATING TORTURE
Right door: (blank)

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[pyromagiac]

[ . . . squints at the door . . .

reading it carefully . . .

reading the rules . . . ]

Uhm . . .

ROUND 1: Choices

[idolpro]

Submit individually for each character with the door they choose.

Re: ROUND 1: Choices

[pyromagiac]

[ right door? ?? obviously ? ? ?? ]

Re: ROUND 1: Choices

[idolpro]

When you enter this room, it's a small white room, very plain, and you can see a plain white door on the opposite side.

A pleasant, female voice says over a loudspeaker:

"You have chosen: Tickle Torture."

And—as you take steps across the room, feathered implements emerge from the walls, getting under your arms and chin, beneath your nose, until you can't help but gasp from the little bits of sensation, and it doesn't let up until you're doubled over in uncomfortable laughter.

But, hey! It's not excruciating torture, and now you can get to the door on the other side. You may enter the next choice room.

Re: ROUND 1: Choices

[pyromagiac]

[ OH NOOOOOOOOO

at least it's not excruciating torture BUT OH NOOOOOOOOOO ]

ROUND 2: Discussion

[idolpro]

Your choices for this round are:

Left door: BONE-HURTING JUICE
Right door: (blank)

Re: ROUND 2: Discussion

[pyromagiac]

[ ?????????????????????????

we're catching our breath first ]

ROUND 2: Choices

[idolpro]

Submit individually for each character with the door they choose.

Re: ROUND 2: Choices

[pyromagiac]

[ go albert! to the right door!

(robosheep toddling felicity to the right door noises) ]

Re: ROUND 2: Choices

[idolpro]

You enter a room, and there's a sound like… tearing, maybe? And you realize that the soles of your shoes, if you have them, have been torn off from below you somehow, leaving you technically barefoot. And then the tile floor below you starts sliding back into the wall, dropping you onto—

"You have chosen: Legos."

There's a door on the other side of this room, and… technically you are unobstructed. In reality this is a room of pointy legos and they are, uncomfortably, poking into your feet in a deeply unfortunate way.

But once you cross, the door opens, and you spill into the next room.

Re: ROUND 2: Choices

[pyromagiac]

[ i don't want legos . . .

she will walk through. like. actually walk through though she will cling onto albert while she does it and whine the whole way through ]

Eeeeuuuuuh . . .