Lesser of Two Evils: Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

You are in a simple, empty room.

In front of you are two white doors: two choices.
One door is clearly labeled with stark black text, and the other blank.

Comments

ROUND 1: Discussion

[idolpro]

Your choices for this round are:

Left door: EXCRUCIATING TORTURE
Right door: (blank)

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[crossmyheartandhope]

...uh.

I mean. Seems like a pretty obvious choice on this one?

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[scattershot]

Of course, let's pick 'excruciating torture'. I'm sure it will be absolutely fine and not at all a bad decision.

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[leaveofabsence]

So we are all going through the unmarked door?

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[scattershot]

This hardly seems like much of a choice.

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[leaveofabsence]

Perhaps this is just to make sure that we've read the rules.

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[420blazeit]

Blank door could be something much worse, but it's probably better not to chance when the *other* option is... well... that. [ is reminded of that game she jacked up for them with the lightning and boulders. ]

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[scattershot]

... this is the point where I ask you what could possibly be worse than excruciating torture, isn't it?

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[leaveofabsence]

There are few things worse than torture with such a descriptive adjective in front of it. So even playing the odds, we should all go through the other door.

Though that does make me wonder by what criteria are they deciding is the worst.

Re: ROUND 1: Discussion

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean... it could? But it probly ain't.

Odds're probly on our side here.

ROUND 1: Choices

[idolpro]

Submit individually for each character with the door they choose.

Zhongli

[leaveofabsence]

Right door: (blank)

Re: ROUND 1: Choices

[420blazeit]

Right Door.

Re: ROUND 1: Choices

[crossmyheartandhope]

Right door: blank

Re: ROUND 1: Choices

[scattershot]

Right Door: Blank

ROUND 2: Discussion

[idolpro]

Your choices for this round are:

Left door: BONE-HURTING JUICE
Right door: (blank)

Re: ROUND 2: Discussion

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Wiping away tears from that tickle torture, possibly still a little breathless from laughing,]

[When he speaks it's slow, like he's working through the thoughts as he says them]

...I don't think she's gonna hurt us.

I think that's the bet. We're only gonna get hurt if we choose to get hurt, and if we trust her it's gonna be fine.

Re: ROUND 2: Discussion

[420blazeit]

[ SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE TICKLED. she is curled in a ball and she's got her tentacles out and they're wrapped around her as she wheezes for her LIFE... except, like, not really. still!!! ]

Re: ROUND 2: Discussion

[scattershot]

Well, that was insufferable.

[Catching her breath.

[Wiping her nose.]

Seven Hells-- I shouldn't be complaining, given the circumstances.

Re: ROUND 2: Discussion

[leaveofabsence]

[ But what if losing your composure and being embarrassed is torture?

A N Y W A Y Zhongli stumbles out of the room breathless and probably a little disheveled since it takes a lot to tickle a rock.

And just --- takes one look at DVa (read: her tentacles) and heads over to the complete opposite end of the room while he tries to regain his bearings.

This is not what he was expecting. ]

ROUND 2: Choices

[idolpro]

Submit individually for each character with the door they choose.

Re: ROUND 2: Choices

[420blazeit]

Right Door.

Re: ROUND 2: Choices

[crossmyheartandhope]

Right door: blank

Re: ROUND 2: Choices

[scattershot]

Right Door: Blank

Zhongli

[leaveofabsence]

Right door: blank