BAD END

[idolpro]

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ZONE 2 - FOREST

[idolpro]

The ground rises gently, and as it does, a verdant forest springs up around you. The ground is solid but springy beneath your feet, and a huge variety of colourful flowers bloom all around you. Bright sunlight filters through the canopy. The warm, pleasantly scented air is probably a relief after the swamp.

Square 17 marks the beginning of a steep hill, cresting at Square 20, where you'll find the other end of the rope bridge you saw earlier. By the time you reach Square 21, the trees are starting to thin, going from lush, dense forest to steadily more scraggly woodlands.

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Finally, out of that fucking swamp.

[rolled 5 to move, putting us on Square 15

rolling 11 to search for an item]

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[irregular]

How are you all finding this stuff? I never find stuff.

[Not with ADP 3 you won't, K.]

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Just have good eyes, I guess.

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[irregular]

Well, you'll look great in those sunglasses then.

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[absolutely donning the heart-shaped sunglasses]

Is that what these fucking things are called?

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[irregular]

You guys don't have them? Yeah, that's what they're called.

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[carrionmywaywardsun]

I've heard of 'em, but they're made of fucking quartz or some shit. Never seen a pair myself. And these are made of something different.

[they are more cool(?) and stylish(???) than what he's heard of though]

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[gravitydefier]

Look carefully.

[but got a 3 on item roll, so finds nothing.]

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[irregular]

[... STARES.]

I still don't see anything.

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[gravitydefier]

[didn't find anything here, but back in the swamp found a pair of heelies. not that he has any idea what they are besides apparently shoes.]

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[idolpro]

A pair of sunglasses
They're heart shaped! Looking through them allows you to see everybody's stats, including any enemies you happen to run across.

Re: ZONE 2 - FOREST Turn 5, Square 15

[idolpro]

[I COMPLETELY MISSED THIS WAS A TURN I'M SORRY

A deer leaps out of nowhere, accidentally tackling you back to [square 14] ! Lose 4HP.]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[Valor eats shit to a deer!! 4 is almost half his HP for reference]

FUCK!

[irregular]

Valor--!?

[Not sure if should be checking on downed teammate or running after the deer and trying to suplex it. This is your brain on fight boy.]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[getting to his feet after getting tackled back down the hill and into a tree or something.]

I'm--fucking OW--I'm fine.

Turn 6, Square 18

[gravitydefier]

[...will awkwardly help him up. somehow a deer defending its territory against trespassers makes...sense? to him.]

...Let's leave. Quickly.

[rolls a 4, so ends up on square 18 on turn 6.

also rolls an 11 for item searching.]

Re: Turn 6, Square 18

[idolpro]

Loot roll: A carrot
It's a carrot.

Square: A rope snare snags your ankle, and before you know it, you're dangling 10 feet in the air. Miss a turn getting down.

Re: Turn 6, Square 18

[irregular]

Jesus Christ, I think we were better off in the fuckin' swamp! Valor, gimme a leg up.

Re: Turn 6, Square 18

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[looks at K and also his stats,]

Other way around, you're bigger than me.

Re: Turn 6, Square 18

[carrionmywaywardsun]

No arguments here.

[moving a little gingerly since the deer tackled him into something pretty dang hard]

Turn 7, Square 22

[irregular]

Well, we ain't gonna get anywhere standing round here.

[Roll: 4, to 22]

Re: Turn 7, Square 22

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[rolling 11 to search again~]

Re: Turn 7, Square 22

[gravitydefier]

[rolled a 6 on item search.]

Re: Turn 7, Square 22

[idolpro]

You find a golden four leaf clover. This will allow you to re-do one roll at any point. Discard after one use.