6+: He trips over his own feet and falls down a nearby well. 2~5: BOSS BATTLE INITIATED. 0~1: He bonks you on the head with a rolling pin, reducing your HP immediately to 0.
[I mean he'll try to resist but he rolls a 2 so takes a fairly mighty hit from the rolling pin! And then probably other people do things before he does things.]
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Roll Speed.
6+: He trips over his own feet and falls down a nearby well.
2~5: BOSS BATTLE INITIATED.
0~1: He bonks you on the head with a rolling pin, reducing your HP immediately to 0.
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Parries [endurance 12] with his rolling pin and lashes out to kick Pentium in the gut [power 9]
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zwoop. there he goes.
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[Tossing him the dice as we take our autopilot emet along]
I must say that is an ingenius use of your goat.
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