idolpro | Drunk Cards - Friday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 4 hours after game start AKA 9 PM PST / MIDNIGHT EST / 5 AM GMT. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

...how did I know that was going to happen.

Oh alright. Let's see...

Dare someone to do something. That person must either fulfill the dare or take a drink.

...alright. Valsy~ [yeah that's you Valor] I dare you to go around the table and offer unique and sincere compliments to each of our unitmates~

[points at Serenity]

Cute as shit.

[points at Sakura]

Nice skills. That was a good fucking hit, even if you left a lump the size of a fucking duck's egg on me.

[points at K]

Good at murder. I mean, I didn't actually see you kill that kid, but I assume you did a good job since he was, you know, fucking dead.

[and then he'll take a sip from his cup anyway]

Okay, my turn.