idolpro | Drunk Cards - Saturday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 4 hours after game start AKA 4 PM PST / 7 PM EST / 1 AM GMT. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Pick a superhero name for yourself. The first person who forgets must take a drink.

Call me... Sharklaser Man.

Sharklaser man... Is that a typically hero name?

I mean, it's usually like some kinda cool thing, then man or boy or woman or girl or whatever.

Aww, man, I coulda been Sharklaser Dude. I missed my chance.

Re: Round 3

leaveofabsence - 2021-11-20 22:42 (UTC) - Expand

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 22:44 (UTC) - Expand

Nice.

Right? Pretty badass.

... Sharklaser Man.

Got a nice ring to it, right?

Everyone who owns a pet must take a drink.

I believe most of Heart Soldier's pets were owned by D.Va.

Ah.. yeah. Think we're in the clear.

Unless aibous count.

My aibou is emergency food, not a pet!

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 22:38 (UTC) - Expand

leaveofabsence - 2021-11-20 22:41 (UTC) - Expand

scattershot - 2021-11-20 22:51 (UTC) - Expand

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 22:57 (UTC) - Expand

Everyone with a tattoo or piercing must take a drink.

Not it.

[He chuckles.]

Awww, man.

[Drinks,]

[ drinks with a huff and tiny pout. ]

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 22:36 (UTC) - Expand

skyshard - 2021-11-20 22:38 (UTC) - Expand

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 22:39 (UTC) - Expand

skyshard - 2021-11-20 23:06 (UTC) - Expand

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 23:10 (UTC) - Expand

[ Drink 4 ]

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 22:54 (UTC) - Expand

leaveofabsence - 2021-11-20 23:17 (UTC) - Expand

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 23:19 (UTC) - Expand

Really now, Brother?

[Taps at her own earring.

[Drinks.]

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 22:55 (UTC) - Expand

scattershot - 2021-11-20 22:59 (UTC) - Expand

crossmyheartandhope - 2021-11-20 23:11 (UTC) - Expand

Everyone votes on who is the biggest alcoholic. That person drinks and also picks another person to take a drink with them.

Wow.

...wow.

skyshard - 2021-11-20 22:37 (UTC) - Expand

skyshard - 2021-11-20 22:42 (UTC) - Expand

And if we consider no one at this table to be an alcoholic.

skyshard - 2021-11-20 22:40 (UTC) - Expand

leaveofabsence - 2021-11-20 22:43 (UTC) - Expand

skyshard - 2021-11-20 23:08 (UTC) - Expand

leaveofabsence - 2021-11-20 23:18 (UTC) - Expand

Hm. Most of us are rather young for it...

[Zhongli doesn't strike him as an alcoholic though?]

I'm fairly certain that's supposed to be a bad thing.

The person with the shortest profile name must take a drink. If there's a tie, you both drink.

No, we've done that one.

[She places it at the bottom of the deck. Draws another.]

Misery loves company. Keep this card. You can use this card once to make someone drink with you. Draw another card.

Everyone but you drinks. Draw another card.

Well, you all heard it. Moving on.

Come up with a rule for everyone. This rule will stay valid until your next turn. Anyone who breaks the rule must drink.

Okay, a rule. Every time someone drinks, they have to compliment the person who made them do it. And I mean original compliments only. No repeats.

[ Drink #5 ]

Alisaie is very strong and independent - she is not intimidated by situations which would paralyze even the most experienced of individuals.

scattershot - 2021-11-20 23:02 (UTC) - Expand

[Drinks]

You're real smart, too.

[ drink ...3? 4? :( ]

Ali has a cute face.