idolpro | Drunk Cards - Saturday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 4 hours after game start AKA 4 PM PST / 7 PM EST / 1 AM GMT. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Free pass. Keep this card or donate it to someone else. It can be used once to get out of drinking. Draw another card.

[Draws another.]

Swap Attack. Keep this card. You can use it once to make someone drink instead of you. Draw another card.

[Oh. ...Draws another.]

[DRAWS ANOTHER??]

Everyone at the table votes on a topic. You must give a lecture on that topic for one minute.

Okay, tell me what to talk about.

Tsu-chan! Lecture him!

Bark!

[ He remembered this time...! ]

Wait-- why lecture me?? I think you should lecture C-san!!!

It looks like we're at an impasse...

Flip a coin! Flip a coin! I call heads!

Then I suppose I am tails. Nng... even though heads sounds more kingly. Very well. Does anyone actually have a coin, however?

Nope! Throw Tsu-chan in the air instead!

Why don't you both just play rock paper scissors and the winner calls it?

Ehh...

[ But C is sneaksy ]

I'll make it easy! This time I'm definitely gonna play Paper!

No one would believe that...

We'll see! Let's GO, quickdraw!

Nng... Fine, then!

[ Getting ready... ]

Three, two, one, go!

Rock papers scissors SHOOT--!

[ITS

PAPER!!!]

[ This time he ALSO plays paper....! ]

Wha... wait- I want to switch to scissors--

And that's a draw. Get ready for round two.

[immediately throws out paper again]

[ RNG says rock...! ]

WHA-- Not again...!

That's a win for C.

Re: ROUND 7

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If you get to switch then I do too!

To Rock!

So I win!

No... we must abide by the rules of the arbi... the- [ Very slowly because he is still very intoxicated. ] arbi..trator...

So a round two is necessary.

Should I count you down?

With a drumroll!

Bark-

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