idolpro | Drunk Cards - Sunday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 4 hours after game start AKA 2 PM PST / 5 PM EST / 10 PM GMT. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Misery loves company. Keep this card. You can use this card once to make someone drink with you. Draw another card.

[well ok that's fun]

Pour a drink into your cupped hands. Pick one person at the table to drink it. Whoever refuses to do this must drink.

[motions to Pink to come over after he shows the table the card, this too is revenge

enjoy your tequila he's got big hands so it's a nice generous amount]

Disgusting. This game is awful.

[trying not to laugh]

I didn't make up the cards.

Would your ideas be any better?

Maybe? I'm too drunk to give a good answer to that question right now.

[thinks about that]

Fair. I am also very very drunk.

I would be shocked if anyone at this table is anywhere near sober at this point.

WHY IS IT NEVER A CUTE GIRL WHEN THIS COMES UP??

I'm plenty cute thank you.

[WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT PINK'S OTHER TYPE OK]

Uuuuggghhh, I wanna use a straw...

[in a very drunk voice]

Nope, you have to lap it up. Like a puppy.

I REFUSE!!

[CUPS HARDY'S CUPPED HANDS AND LIFTS THEM INSTEAD SO THEY CAN.. ATTEMPT TO POUR THE DRINK FROM HIS FINGERS]

[just letting this happen and watching despite being drunk and confused]

You're gonna make a mess for sure...

[Look, he gets most of it in his mouth--much to his regret tbh. TIME FOR RETALIATORY MLEM, TONGUE ON ONE PALM THEN THE OTHER, THEN CLAPS HIS HANDS TOGETHER]

--TEQUILA'S THE WORST!

[roaring with laughter then pausing to lick a drop from his own wrist]

C'mon that's pretty smooth. I chose something top shelf just for you.

[he has no idea if it's actually nice his tastes aren't that high brow but all the better to antagonize Pink with]

[Clapping for him. You go get 'em.]

[such a supportive brother in law]

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