idolpro | Drunk Cards - Sunday session

RULES

Decide on a turn order. On your turn, draw a card using this handy-dandy card generator.
Each card has a challenge. If you refuse to perform the challenge, you must take a drink.
If you really do not want to play, you may forfeit. However, you will not be eligible to turn in your score for that session at the end.
No cheating. Some cards specifically ask the player to conceal the card until after an action is performed. However, you may not conceal your card in an attempt to avoid the challenge. If you do, you will be magically compelled to show the card AND take a drink. Similarly, if you lie during a challenge in order to avoid drinks or make someone else drink, you will be magically compelled to drink regardless of what the challenge was.

OOC NOTES

Powers are on, player items are available.
Drinks may be alcoholic or non-alcoholic. All types of drinks are provided, so pick whatever you'd like. Alcoholic drinks may cause loss of inhibition, but that's not magic. That's just how alcohol works.
No significant harm may come to other characters. Minor/sexy injuries are allowed, but if characters try to injure each other for real, they will find themselves magically unable to do so. For example, if a character tries to stab someone, the knife will suddenly (and permanently) turn into a harmless foam knife. Someone who uses a power to cause harm will suddenly find the power stops working mid-strike. A gun fired at another character will suddenly jam, etc.
Table assignments are here. You can rearrange yourselves however you like.

HOW TO WIN

Submit your scores here. Scoring ends 4 hours after game start AKA 2 PM PST / 5 PM EST / 10 PM GMT. You can keep threading after that if you want, though.
3 winners are individuals who have had the least number of drinks.
3 winners are units who have taken the fewest average number of drinks.
You may play in as many sessions as you like. Choose your best session for turn-in.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Though I would not recommend making your own gods. The cost is rather steep.

Mmm ... do I count as a God that had been made ...

[He picks him up bridal style.]

No. You are simply who you are. A little unique. A little different. But completely you.

... And made of about 60% spite give or take a few percentages.

[ he didn't expect him to pick him up, but he's too drunk to protest, and in fact he wraps his arms around him ]

Just 60%?

Alright. 70%.

While not godhood, I have no doubts you couldn't obtain a position of high power if you truly desired. You just need to find the right people worthy to share it with you.

I took my creator's place before I died. I can take any position I want. Even your arms.

Well, I would take you with me, if I thought it would make you content.

But I don't think that is where your heart lies.

And hear your incessant nagging all day? No thanks, you're too smart.

Nagging? My heart is wounded.

[He kisses the top of his forehead before setting him back down.]

Besides, I enjoy watching you create the little pockets of havoc that you do. That sharp tongue of yours.

[ No he's going to keep clinging onto him even once he's set down because he doesn't want to let go ]

I can do so much more havoc.

[Oh, well then he'll keep holding him. That's cute.]

Well, if I have the need of another Rejoining I know exactly whom to hire then.

I don't know what they are but I'm gonna make so many of them!

[He laughs.]

Oh. Are you finally as drunk as the rest of us?

No.

I'm perfectly sober.

[ he's not ]

75%.

I'm quite glad you are on this unit. You are easy to get along with.

That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Take it back.

I think not.

That is what you get for calling me the nicest.

But you are so nice. I like you. And Baritones.

[He just puts a finger to his lips as if to keep a lid on that secret.]

Good. I seem to be over invested once again, but I do want you to be happy.

[Though with the movement he also almost drops him! He has to shuffle not to.]

[ he just laughs at that, clinging on him a little harder to avoid getting dropped ]

It's fine, I can never be happy. My existence is one of only misery for me and everyone around me.

My dear. My dear. Perhaps that is your fate. Perhaps not.

But I can promise to try to make it a little lighter as you remain on Baritones, and I am here.

In moments and catches at least.

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