FUTURE IS NOW

[idolpro]

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:



for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

Comments

REACTION/DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[rainshaveceased]

[-1 eye

that's unfortunate.]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[pyromagiac]

[ jumping up to the vibrations of WINDOW SMASHING but also HOLY SHIT ]

. . . Sir Dignity—!!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[rainshaveceased]

[that sure just happened! he's just kind of. holding his head and groaning in pain? because big ow?]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[pyromagiac]

The—the bleeding—we have to stop the bleeding—

[ grabbing bandages out of the first aid kit ]

Sir Dignity, please move your hand!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[rainshaveceased]

[right. right yes stop the bleeding. that is what you do when bodies get hurt. okay.

moving his hand with a lot of effort]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[pyromagiac]

[ she is not sure if the rest of the eyeball should be inside or outside but it definitely doesn't look recoverable. otoh sensitIV could probably patch it up maybe so she's just going to bandage his head while trying very hard not to get sick ]

cw emeto

[rainshaveceased]

[unfortunately gigi is just going to get sick because shock does that to you. he will try not to get it on her.]

Re: cw emeto

[pyromagiac]

[ yeah.

that's fair.

when she's finished she's going to stick her head out of the car and do some sick herself. ]

Re: cw emeto

[rainshaveceased]

[hoarsely mumbles something vaguely like thank you]

Re: cw emeto

[pyromagiac]

[ nodding. . . ]

That's . . . all I can do right now. . . we'll have to get a sensitIV to help later. . .

[ brb sitting on the car floor ]

Re: cw emeto

[rainshaveceased]

That is... more than sufficient.

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[onemoreknight]

Dignity!

[ HAHAHAHA OK LET'S SPEED UP ]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[rainshaveceased]

[cool. great. cool and great actually he is kind of not concerned with anything happening with anything other than the big ol hole in his head]